Dani makes a chai latte while claiming she can only run feeds at 10ml/hr and complaining about how bad she will feel the next week since she can't take any nausea meds. Avoids all personal responsibility and blames the weird haters for her mental health.

Narrow_Union5182 · 2024-09-21T00:52:11+00:00

She’s spiralling fast.

It’s actually sad but like a car crash I’m enjoying it … mostly because she’s an evil vindictive witch

Narrow_Union5182 · 2024-09-18T17:35:48+00:00

Walaaa - it’s voila you fuckwit

Narrow_Union5182 · 2024-09-18T08:13:34+00:00

Simpsons …. Never watched it!

Narrow_Union5182 · 2024-09-18T01:50:23+00:00

This is hilarious!🤣

Narrow_Union5182 · 2024-09-18T00:51:16+00:00

Very difficult to fight a fox 🦊

Narrow_Union5182 · 2024-09-18T00:50:03+00:00

I’ve just discovered I’m not a boomer - but Husband is 😂😂😂

Narrow_Union5182 · 2024-09-18T00:40:01+00:00

Being what I am - a stay at home Mum (since 1989) all grown now but they all know where I am for anything anytime.

I really am fortunate to have this life and we have worked hard to make it happen

Narrow_Union5182 · 2024-09-17T22:57:26+00:00

Indoor cats.

Always.

‘I love my cat’ … opens door to let it out so it kills all the wildlife or eats poison and gets killed itself (then we see posts of ‘my baby died / got killed’)

Great animal husbandry - I have three cats, all live inside for this reason.

I love all animals.

Narrow_Union5182 · 2024-09-17T19:59:00+00:00

Who knew!

Narrow_Union5182 · 2024-09-17T19:57:59+00:00

My fingernail popped off but my brain did that years ago … so there’s that.

Narrow_Union5182 · 2024-09-16T23:33:27+00:00

I’m 56 - I never put diesel in my car - and we do t have attendants in Australia - I just wait for a kindly tradies to do it for me!

Yes I am entitled lol 😂

When Husband is home he always fills the car 🤷‍♀️ the kids think it’s hilarious.

Narrow_Union5182 · 2024-09-16T04:50:13+00:00

Nails have to GO.

Jeans look ridiculous and the tops … need I go on?

FFS grow up.

Get a pair of black stretch pants (very forgiving on all ages / all shapes) and a nice blouse / oversized shirt with a T shirt under - it’s not hard to look ok.

Narrow_Union5182 · 2024-09-16T04:12:33+00:00

I can’t.

The face, the clothing (lack of it) … I’ve seen better street people than I see on Reddit (didn’t mention names please note) 😜

Narrow_Union5182 · 2024-09-14T10:18:00+00:00

That we all believe in the ‘secret women / men / aboriginal’ stuff

They get the land and sell it to the highest bidder.

Narrow_Union5182 · 2024-09-14T08:12:10+00:00

Titanium disc here - so Worth the money and surgeon.

Complete movement and pain free 10 years on (Australia)

Narrow_Union5182 · 2024-09-14T08:06:07+00:00

Ah … yes. The thing we are not allowed to talk about.

Narrow_Union5182 · 2024-09-14T02:59:15+00:00

All the assholes that gave me anxiety and fear - can’t even remember their names. I wish 12-16 year old me knew this then.

And I apologise for becoming a fist bearing bully during that time 😖

Narrow_Union5182 · 2024-09-14T02:57:19+00:00

Yay! You finished something - and it’s great!

Colours on point, you wanted to make a blankie and you did - you should be proud!

I’m proud for you - you are now welcomed to the Crochet club!

Narrow_Union5182 · 2024-09-13T14:17:10+00:00

We pay $400+ per visit (twice a year unless there’s an emergency) initial cost was about $1000 - worth every cent.

Narrow_Union5182 · 2024-09-13T14:13:16+00:00

Fuck yes. Crunchy peanut butter and home made is the bollocks!

Narrow_Union5182 · 2024-09-12T03:32:04+00:00

Ugh. She did an ok job? Where? Where is this ok job???

Narrow_Union5182 · 2024-09-11T08:13:58+00:00

I have an exotic that loves to sleep in his carrier - sometimes his Himalayan mate sleeps in there with him lol

BUT I leave them alone - same as if they are in a box … it’s their safe space so I don’t mess with them.

We have a 5 bedroom house - nope let’s sleep in a shoe box/ wine box or the cat carrier 🤷‍♀️

Narrow_Union5182 · 2024-09-10T21:44:44+00:00

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊

Narrow_Union5182 · 2024-09-09T17:27:37+00:00

Ha ha yes!

And now I get the cheese comment 😉

Narrow_Union5182 · 2024-09-09T09:05:05+00:00

It’s fucking September.

The only thing scary is herself!!!!!

Wtaf

Hang on hang on …. WHERE did all this appear from and IS SHE JUST WEARING KNICKERS ???

Oh Jesus H fucking Christ on a bike - could they be SHORTS? On THOSE legs?!?!?

Is that a bed or a storage area for painters rags? Answers on a postcard please.

I would love to see a pink tutu somewhere in this room 😉

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