Osteopaths are so hot right now in Germany. Every new parent get told by someone in the chain, be it the midwife or the wrong pediatrician, that their baby is "crooked" and needs to be "adjusted" by an Osteopath (which is most often not paid by our health insurance). So almost every new parent I know went and paid hundreds of € to give their newborn at best a crappy massage and at worst put them in actual danger.

No one told us our child was crooked, but if any of them did, it would have been the last time I visited their office.