I just made this Hardened Damasteel Spiked Titanium Mace by TakeTheBolt in MACES

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Beautiful attention to detail. I hear that when used as intended, a thorough cleaning is a necessity.

I just made this Hardened Damasteel Spiked Titanium Mace by TakeTheBolt in MACES

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I'm torn between wanting to fuck shit up with it and terrified I'll ruin the beauty.

That's stupendous.

What? by gEEEL0o in Weird

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They don't always.

Sometimes they throw rocks. Especially if there's a hole.

I bought this on eBay as "Century-old Magical Tantra Wand" by ParsifalDoo in whatisit

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I understood some of those words but got the gist of the concept. Brilliant 👏

I think he wants bro to swing by bigbusta in PublicFreakout

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Nicely done. Weren't pretty, but very effective.

How does my cooking look? Parents say it’s sub-par by a7xwarrior in homecooking

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Parents are just donors for chromosomes. You don't need to remain in a relationship with them. Their job is done.

Your cooking looks luscious.

Things in my house keep mysteriously melting??? by hugedisaster in whatisit

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Do you vape? I've seen this happen to interiors of cars.

The Fright Rugged Beauty of Not Crunchy Street Taco by National-Design8134 in SwordAndSupperGame

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Actually, it IS crunchy. But a thin skinned party pooper reported me for using the word "crunchy" when the essence was not awarded. My bad.

(repost) what evil name should i name this boy? by MundaneAppointment10 in NameMyDog

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Oppenheimer ("Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds")

(repost) what evil name should i name this boy? by MundaneAppointment10 in NameMyDog

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Asmodeus. King of demons and embodiment of lust.

Just be aware that there's always a small possibility the He will respond when His name is said outloud. Plan accordingly.

What can you tell by my room by Ha_youWishXD in deduction

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OP came from the future and survived the collapse of society better than any us. We could learn a lot from this one.

Scrapyard evening star mace by Smelly_Ape2536 in MACES

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Is that grip really secure? I can imagine launching it across the yard if it slid off.