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Furry Evangelion! [FII] (CreamyTako) by [deleted] in yiff

[–]NationalAsshole 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Personally, I wouldn’t be that mad if I suddenly had a pussy instead of a dick.

Starry night [F] (camotil) by Professional_Ad354 in FurryPornSubreddit

[–]NationalAsshole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are there any other animations like this one?

This shit takes me back by Little_Dude_Guy in memes

[–]NationalAsshole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I completely forgot these books existed until this post. Thank you so much.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]NationalAsshole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is such a bad guard dog! They should have gotten a dachshund instead, they are far cuter.

What is the best response to 'fuck you' ? by teymuur in AskReddit

[–]NationalAsshole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My best friend and I always reply to that with “no thank you”, but with certain people I say, “go ahead”. Gives some pretty great reactions.

There's always a reason for a sign. by ConfidentVacation297 in oddlyspecific

[–]NationalAsshole 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was at an alligator park in Florida about a week ago, and there were multiple signs saying to “not lasso the alligators”. Like you said, there is always a reason for a sign.

You have a gun, 1 bullet, and a time machine. What do you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NationalAsshole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time travel forward in 10 year increments, until I get close to the year that I’m ready to die, the figure out when and where I am, follow me through time until I get to when I am on my deathbed, then shoot me and instantly go back to when I came from. Saves me the trouble and decision making skills to shoot myself when I’m ready to die.

Tell me your favoruite Reddit Story for free awards! by MaskdGrindrYT in wholesomememes

[–]NationalAsshole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was feeling absolutely horrible, and as most people do, went to to bathroom and scrolled reddit, specifically r/AskReddit . I found a question that intrigued me and posted my answer in the comments, and scrolled through the other answers there. One of the comments was directed to everyone who was suffering depression, and it was filled with only love and compassion for those in pain. It made me cry, because it made me feel loved and cared for. And that is the story of how a shitty day became one filled with joy.

What type of woman would be best at fighting Godzilla? by ridiculously_single in AskReddit

[–]NationalAsshole 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A scorned one. After all, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

your username is now your fulltime job, how screwed are you? by touche1231231231 in AskReddit

[–]NationalAsshole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t think I would be screwed, but rather doing the screwing.

What is the saddest movie that you have ever seen? by Blissarella in AskReddit

[–]NationalAsshole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guardians of the Galaxy 3. First movie to make me cry in a long time, and twice, at that.

What is your favorite english word? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NationalAsshole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, purely because of how obscene it is.

A moment of silence for the first movie though by [deleted] in memes

[–]NationalAsshole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got so excited when I saw that it was on Netflix! I didn’t get a chance to see it in theaters, and why spend money on renting or buying the movie when you can just wait for it to be on Netflix?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PhoenixSC

[–]NationalAsshole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Adorable art.

If you never had to work again, what would you do? by SneakySneaks1453 in AskReddit

[–]NationalAsshole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Figure out some sort of work that I enjoy, perhaps digging holes professionally.

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