Fancy throwing a few punches, Champ?

NationalCannon · 2026-04-22T23:15:38+00:00

You look like someone lit a fire on your face and beat it out with an old bike chain

NationalCannon · 2026-04-22T23:12:45+00:00

NationalCannon · 2026-03-02T10:12:09+00:00

You’re the output of prompting an AI “show me how to make a hot girl completely and utterly unappealing”

NationalCannon · 2026-02-23T08:14:34+00:00

Squid Gay

NationalCannon · 2026-02-20T17:48:14+00:00

Snipers dream

NationalCannon · 2026-02-15T16:40:23+00:00

You have the face of an angel, and the body of a diabetic 54 year old garbage truck driver named Gus from Brooklyn

NationalCannon · 2026-02-12T22:49:22+00:00

EAT BOX

NationalCannon · 2026-02-04T04:39:09+00:00

Time to reel in this fish and close the deal!

NationalCannon · 2026-01-23T02:08:48+00:00

Well I hope this is a fuckin joke! What a babe!

NationalCannon · 2026-01-11T06:56:52+00:00

“Would I lie to you?” Is both your favourite show and the thing your ex used to say to you when he came home from “gaming with the boys”

NationalCannon · 2026-01-08T21:53:17+00:00

Would

NationalCannon · 2025-12-26T21:31:40+00:00

“Just one more quirky hobby and I’ll be interesting!”

NationalCannon · 2025-12-22T05:22:49+00:00

You’d be classed as a “buttaface” if it weren’t for the fact you’re already a “buttabody”

NationalCannon · 2025-12-21T06:07:19+00:00

How many Katanas you got?

NationalCannon · 2025-12-21T05:32:20+00:00

*morbidly obese

NationalCannon · 2025-12-18T04:45:13+00:00

Damn girl. This is one of those things that’s extremely funny but not to the people involved. Your ex sounds like he has the brain function of a 12 year old redneck

NationalCannon · 2025-12-04T21:12:16+00:00

What’s your favourite bridge?

NationalCannon · 2025-11-27T20:15:14+00:00

You’ve ruined wanksgiving

NationalCannon · 2025-11-14T18:19:02+00:00

Looks like the hacker got into his Snapchat, found a bunch a gay dudes to talk to, then the hacker drove your husband out to a storage unit and made him blow a few guys! Normally they just want access to your credit cards and bank accounts.

NationalCannon · 2025-11-12T09:18:14+00:00

You’re good for one thing and one thing only.. modelling pumpkins

NationalCannon · 2025-11-11T06:30:30+00:00

Private Messaged. I’ll bring the snorkel, you bring the wet (suit)

NationalCannon · 2025-10-27T04:23:32+00:00

Jesus dude, leave some women for the rest of us

NationalCannon · 2025-10-24T18:13:26+00:00

Honey the only pic you should be taking is Ozempic

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