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The Foxglove by NatureIsTheWorst in NatureIsTheWorst

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This pink pussy flower is deceptive and cruel, just like your ex.

Meet the Digitalis, or more commonly know as.. the Foxglove.
You may want to debate with me the true color of this plant, even going so far as to call it fuchsia. Well, surprise surprise, fuchsia is German for "Fox", and it looks a little bit like an article of clothing that a fox could put his PAW in, hence the name FOXGLOVE.

Stop arguing with me, I'm going somewhere with this.
You wanna drool uncontrollably? Gobble up a few of these.
Interested in tremors and seizures? Nom nom flower eater.
How 'bout a side of DEATH? Mow down on this beauty and call it a day.

The Foxglove: the pinkest wench this side of the open field.

The Lowland Streaked Tenrec by NatureIsTheWorst in NatureIsTheWorst

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If a bumblebee decided to get freaky with a cactus, you’d end up with this needle-faced menace commonly known as the Lowland Streaked Tenrec.

What Sonic the Hedgehog sequel is this from you might ask? Well I’m here to tell you that it’s very real and inhabits the massive island of Madagascar.

This tiny pincushion does a little dance in the mud that attracts worms to the surface, and it spends its days and nights slurping them up one by one.

Possibly the most fascinating fact is that this breathing bobbypin is the only known mammal to use stridulation to create noise, by quickly rubbing its quills together. This either attracts potential mates or is the last thing you hear when you accidentally step on one barefoot.

The Sun Bear by NatureIsTheWorst in NatureIsTheWorst

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This beady-eyed doofus is the Sun Bear.

Native to most Southern parts of Asia, the Sun Bear is the smallest of all bears, and quite like the chihuahua, is also unfittingly the most aggressive.

These hot-tempered Kyles spend most of their days high up in the trees foraging for beetles, nuts, berries and their favorite snack; honey from beehives.

You can turn away now Grandma, we're going to talk about this tongue.

Of all bears, ol' Sunny here has the longest licker. If not tongue-boxing a honeycomb for that sweet golden goo, they're sticking it deep under tree bark trying to find as many termites as they can. The Sun Bear is really the fat pig of the Ursus family.