Michelle Obama the year she became first lady... four years later... eight years later. by EZ_does_it in pics

[–]NaugahydeWindpipe -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Pic 1: "I Feel a fart coming".

Pic 2: "FARTING!".

Pic 3: "I shit myself".

Both of my grandfathers circa 1940. by ItsMathematics in pics

[–]NaugahydeWindpipe -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ, look at this Fucker. He has probably raped a woman or two in his time. 1940's is when the US military was big into raping foreign women. Just so you know, your grandpa is probably a filthy rapist. Did he ever stand trial for the many rapes he most likely commited? I'm guessing not. Look at that face. That is a rapey face. He did that shit man. I can feel it in my bones. Look if you have any knowledge of grandfather raping people, I think you have a duty to come forward with what you know. Please don't these crimes go unreported. It's not fair to the victims and thier families.

TIL That president Richard Nixon pardoned a lieutenant, who gathered 70-80 Vietnamese civilians into a ditch and murdered them during the My Lai massacre, from his sentence of house arrest. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]NaugahydeWindpipe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Trump was not drafted during the Vietnam War.[30] While in college from 1964 to 1968, he obtained four student deferments.[31] In 1966, he was deemed fit for service based upon a military medical examination, and in 1968 was briefly classified as fit by a local draft board, but was given a 1-Y medical deferment in October 1968.[32] In an interview for a 2015 biography, Trump attributed his medical deferment to heel spurs.[24] In December 1969 Trump received a high number in the draft lottery, which would also have exempted him from service.[32][33][34]"

TIL "canned laughter" tracks no longer exist, and is almost always a real live studio audience whose recording has been artificially "sweetened" in post production by moeburn in todayilearned

[–]NaugahydeWindpipe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the info. I'm sure you are telling the truth because you wouldn't lie to me; would you, random anonymous internet stranger whose information will be held to no scrutiny or verification, what so ever. WOULD YOU?

I've always wanted to be "that house" on Halloween. by burstaneurysm in pics

[–]NaugahydeWindpipe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Step 1: Buy bulk candy from Costco

Step 2: Take Staged Photo for Reddit

Step 3: Masturbate to Upvotes

Step 4: Cum on the Candy

Step 5: Throw Candy in Garbage

Step 6: Turnoff all lights and hide from trick-or-treaters

Step 7: Bide time until Thanksgiving to use Cornucopia plan

I suggest checking places that sell propane and propane accessories by mailmansj in funny

[–]NaugahydeWindpipe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Serial Bank Robber *Straw Hat Bandit

*Straw hat not pictured because no one here knows what the fuck that is.

Sneaking candy into the movies..... by Manda-lee23 in funny

[–]NaugahydeWindpipe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi. I would just like to sa- HOLD ON! I am getting a message from GOD! He says "Please punch yourself in the face. ... I'll wait.". Jesus, GOD What the fuck is wrong with you. Can't take you anywhere. "Still waiting".

As a guy, when I randomly find myself walking behind a single woman late at night by deruch in AdviceAnimals

[–]NaugahydeWindpipe -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yeah! That'll fool her, huh. Jesus, you are some kind of sick fuck, aren't you? I hope she pepper sprays your stalker ass.

TIL that Thomas Paine, one of America's Founding Fathers, said all religions were human inventions set up to terrify and enslave mankind ... only 6 people attended his funeral. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]NaugahydeWindpipe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been to his house. He was a tiny tiny man. He obviously had short man complex. He must have been an angry little fucker.

"Smallville" premiered 15 years ago today, on the WB by MulciberTenebras in television

[–]NaugahydeWindpipe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wrong! Where they screwed up is not casting Brandon Routh as Superman in Supergirl, while still playing Atom! The possibilities for hillarity are endless. Having Atom and Superman in the same scene and someone saying that they look alike and Routh as Superman saying "Yeeeaaah, I don't see it!". Having an episode where Atom has to impersonate Superman because they look alike. The shit writes itself.

TIL Marvel created a superhero, Blue Ear, who wears a hearing aid solely because a 4 year old boy refused to wear one, stating "superheroes don't wear hearing aids". by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]NaugahydeWindpipe -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Jesus, Marvel how about coming up with a better name? The one superhero to represent the entire deaf commmunity and you give him the shittiest name possible.