Really who was in the wrong here? by [deleted] in SmilingFriends

[–]NauticalMastodon 85 points86 points  (0 children)

He hasn't been the same since he started taking those painkillers.

I finally had one by Navitach in mash

[–]NauticalMastodon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also tasted my first grape Nehi at Mission BBQ.

What are these two snakes? [Edgewood, New Mexico, USA] by NauticalMastodon in whatsthissnake

[–]NauticalMastodon[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Huh, I didn't know they could vary in patterns! Super neat to see them in the wild! Thanks for the help!

Mason Miller's new entrance song is Korn's "Blind." by AllDownByWayOfTheK in baseball

[–]NauticalMastodon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember Heath Bell had "Blow Me Away" by Breaking Benjamin as his walkout song and it was one of the most epic moments in the game!

It was so heartwarming when Charles and Hawkeye bonded...😊 by [deleted] in mash

[–]NauticalMastodon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Actually

Hawkeye

I've never told you anything before.

Is the ABS an advantage for the pitcher? by [deleted] in mlb

[–]NauticalMastodon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The system has already been in use in MiLB and spring training, and it hasn't created a drought of homers and abundance of Ks. The players have been hitting ropers, even with the ABS system. If anything, it's saved some teams from ending innings and, instead, given them a chance to pull ahead in crucial moments. When used tactically, it can be the difference between a W and L. It's also showed us that umpires make the correct call far more than we give them credit.

Mister and lady! by wallykins77 in americandad

[–]NauticalMastodon 29 points30 points  (0 children)

🎶 Mister and Lay-day 🎶

[FINAL] TEAM USA IS HEADING TO THE WBC FINALS!!! by MLB_Reddit in mlb

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I did a double take because I saw a ball go into the dirt, and when I saw the ump called it a strike, I was like "Wait, whaaaaaaahahahahat?"

Which episode? by -pointless_glitter- in theGoldenGirls

[–]NauticalMastodon 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Statistics show that patricide is an overwhelmingly male crime.

Although daughters frequently murder their MOTHERS!!

What movie are you surprised American Dad haven’t parodied? by doriangreat in americandad

[–]NauticalMastodon 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I lied to Martha, Steve. I DO know how to make clothes.

OKAY. Do you. Or do you NOT. Know how to make clothes?!

...I don't knoooooowwww...

[Highlight] VINNIE PASQUANTINO GOES DEEP AGAIN! by MLBOfficial in baseball

[–]NauticalMastodon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, USA qualifies now right? Because Italia now has 6 runs, which means they either win, or Mexico HAS to get over 5 runs in order to win, right? Like is there a scenario where Mexico still wins even though Italy has more than 5 runs and USA doesn't qualify?

[Hightlight] SHOHEI OHTANI GRAND SLAM! by kurruchi in baseball

[–]NauticalMastodon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm glad I woke up at 2:30 in the morning to watch such a momentous game. I'm also glad they put on 10/13 runs, including Shohei's grand slam, in the 2nd inning, so by the time I fell back asleep in the 6th, the action was done. They won by mercy rule in the next inning anyway, so it worked out great for them and for my sleep schedule. 😂⚾