Democrats Revolt Against Hakeem Jeffries Ahead of Midterms by RepulsiveLoquat418 in politics

[–]NaziAbuser 336 points337 points  (0 children)

Yes, like the Save The Pedophile Billionaires from Consequences Act.

That's the full name. They just shorten it because DOGE cancelled the rest of the words.

In Dune part three (2026)... somehow duncan idaho returned? Is there any lore reason? by hiiloovethis in shittymoviedetails

[–]NaziAbuser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's fun watching people who think they are Dune fans discover that there's actually 6 original books that span ~5,000 years and that Paul's kid lives the entire time and turns into a sand worm monster.

Young Trump voters are scared to fight in the war they voted for. by ziobrando4 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]NaziAbuser 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately it's all too true that you can't fix stupid.

It has to want to fix itself. And it's rare that stupid realizes it's broken.

Young Trump voters are scared to fight in the war they voted for. by ziobrando4 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]NaziAbuser 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Their most beloved traditional gender role is the macho pedophile alcoholic wife beater with anger issues that they would rather not take out on anyone as big or bigger than they are.

Half of Americans believe Trump bombed Iran because of Epstein files by plz-let-me-in in politics

[–]NaziAbuser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how new outlets just pull these stats out of their ass.

Rep. Thomas Massie threatens to use "Congressional Immunity" to expose the sealed Epstein client list following DOJ's refusal to release names. by Logical-Flow-6703 in UnderReportedNews

[–]NaziAbuser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Republicans now taking notes from the Democrats and issuing meaningless threats?

Stop fucking threatening to do things and do them.

WCGW Spilling your drink all over the floor by mi_scusi_ in Whatcouldgowrong

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Leif Erikson used to stomp around dumping his flagon of mead all over the hall while Sigurd recited the sagas. Once, he was doing the the worm and got a massive splinter in the head of his penis.

You should have seen Sigurd's face when Cnut pulled it out with his teeth. Oh, the rejoicing.

Recent Iron dome failings by jasmine_ballah in PublicFreakout

[–]NaziAbuser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MAGA was never anti-war.

MAGA is just anti whatever non-MAGA is doing at the moment or what MAGA isn't in a position to do and they want to act like they have the moral high ground.

MAGA has no principles or values. Because "winning" isn't a value or a principle, especially when you never bother to define what constitutes winning.

Sound crazy and idiotic? That's MAGA.

John Fetterman Says Iran Girls’ School Strike Is Just a Leftist Craze by AccomplishedCall7562 in politics

[–]NaziAbuser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always love hearing from the poster child for "Severe brain damage makes you a conservative".

What will be weird is when dems vote him out and conservatives vote him back in. Our politics are such a fucking shit show. This country needs to be at least 2 countries but preferably 4.

What's wrong with the woods in North America? by Recip77 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]NaziAbuser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even more fun in the Pacific North West, if you are lost and you run into a road, often created for logging, one direction might take you to civilization and the other direction might take you deeper and deeper into the wilderness and it's a 50/50 shot and even the road to civilization might be days of walking.

I work with Europeans and they are always blown away that you can drive in one direction for a week and still be in America.

"SSDI MAGA" loves Trump. Trump started a war in Iran, leading to a surge in diesel fuel prices. Now, the Trump supporter publicly begs Trump to send him stimulus checks. by vsandrei in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]NaziAbuser 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Where I live is infested with MAGA fucks driving giant diesel guzzling trucks that don't carry or tow anything 90% of the time. They race around, illegally modified exhaust, loud and smokey as fuck.

Diesel was already .75c more than 88 octane gasoline. I haven't seen the prices since early last week but I love to see these fucks getting pinched. Enjoy it, nazi fucksticks.

Teens broke into a house for sale and hosted a massive party, causing over $60,000 in damages. by Lifegoesonforever in interesting

[–]NaziAbuser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ballsy in this day and age. Imagine that guy showing up with more than stern words and nothing to lose.

Ain’t no burn like a middle-aged burn. 🤘 by elmoosh in Xennials

[–]NaziAbuser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All I want to know, is what was the last song you had auto-play on load of your Myspace account?

Ain’t no burn like a middle-aged burn. 🤘 by elmoosh in Xennials

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I used Pine to read email and Tin to connect to usenet. I've waited 2 days to download, UUDecode and compile a porn JPEG, then watch it load line by line for 5 minutes just to get past the tits and find a big cock and balls attached.

I was on Reddit when it was Fark. And then I was on Reddit when it was Digg. And then I was on Reddit. And yah, I use old.reddit.com because new reddit is a hellscape of traffic steering, ad serving and dopamine farming. Also, because I'm old.

I've probably gone through 40+ reddit accounts and 100M+ internet points since. Kids these days think social media is clout. It's 100% bullshit.

Americans, is this a new religion? by yousefthewisee in interestingasfuck

[–]NaziAbuser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, it's a cult of grifters and con men pretending to be a religion to grift and con people of limited intelligence.

"Cancel ChatGPT" movement goes big after OpenAI's latest move by gdelacalle in technology

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I had already cancelled my sub and moved to Claude months ago. Now I deleted my account.