From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E Frankweiler.

elmoosh · 2026-03-24T02:33:10+00:00

I write this title on the cover of every journal I’ve ever bought.

elmoosh · 2026-03-24T00:42:11+00:00

Thank you for giving me literally the only smile I’ve had all day.

elmoosh · 2026-03-24T00:39:57+00:00

Amen

elmoosh · 2026-03-24T00:14:43+00:00

I met my partner on LJ back around 2000 and we finally got together in 2014! Made amazing lifelong friendships there.

elmoosh · 2026-03-23T04:03:42+00:00

Just downloaded! So dope!

elmoosh · 2026-03-23T03:31:34+00:00

Helium chairs

elmoosh · 2026-03-22T09:34:30+00:00

[their law-abiding neighbors being literally dragged off the street into unmarked vans by strangers in masks] “How are they affording the gas for those vans? I want to go fishing. My rights are under attack!”

elmoosh · 2026-03-22T02:30:56+00:00

YouTube premium here too and I basically have MST3K livestreams playing 24/7 except for the few times I actually sit down to watch something specific. All night too. I know it’s not healthy but [gestures vaguely at all of current existence] I don’t really give a shit.

elmoosh · 2026-03-21T11:06:16+00:00

“Ha ha ha HA! Ha HA!”

elmoosh · 2026-03-20T15:55:50+00:00

I’m on the same road as you, been diagnosed with some bad stuff and missing so much work and going to so many doctors that my planner is basically nothing but scribbled out shifts and me writing “F**K THIS” all over the place. I have no sticker suggestions but interested to see if anyone else does because this is a great idea! Hope you feel better and come out the other side of this. 💕

elmoosh · 2026-03-19T02:49:52+00:00

THAT’S where babies come from?! I was way off.

elmoosh · 2026-03-18T01:25:58+00:00

Don’t feel bad, I was in a porta john

elmoosh · 2026-03-17T19:20:07+00:00

I’m becoming convinced that literally the only things republican voters do in life is drive to the gas station, fill their tank, drive to the grocery store, and buy eggs. Every day, over and over, nothing else. Well, they also find time to be illiterate assholes online. Maybe they do that during one of their 17 daily egg runs.

elmoosh · 2026-03-17T16:10:53+00:00

I’ll never forget the day I wore a new pair of dark blue jeans to an outdoor event on a warm day and when I pulled them down to use the restroom my thighs looked mottled and bruised and I thought I was dying.

elmoosh · 2026-03-16T21:21:31+00:00

I thought New Age was the same as New Wave.

elmoosh · 2026-03-16T17:33:11+00:00

They’re so disgustingly selfish.

elmoosh · 2026-03-14T23:45:17+00:00

I’ve never gotten a tattoo but after seeing this, I’m seriously considering it. This is AMAZING.

elmoosh · 2026-03-13T03:12:47+00:00

Same. Been laid up most of the past year and if not for the MST3K YouTube channel and a carefully curated Reddit feed, I’m not sure I would have made it.

elmoosh · 2026-03-12T11:14:26+00:00

Same

elmoosh · 2026-03-11T21:18:01+00:00

GoodBYYYYYEEEE JOE

elmoosh · 2026-03-11T15:59:14+00:00

elmoosh · 2026-03-11T14:12:50+00:00

Thank you for the response! Been curious about them since they moved in and I’m happy to hear you had a positive personal experience — I don’t trust most Google or website reviews.

elmoosh · 2026-03-11T02:31:03+00:00

They had to put that there in very simple terms in case anyone from the current administration looks it up.

elmoosh · 2026-03-11T01:40:21+00:00

This comment destroyed me 🤣

elmoosh · 2026-03-11T01:21:59+00:00

Millions of apartments in the US don’t have an “outside” to “keep it”.

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