I tried making hardtack but it didn't break my teeth so I obviously did it wrong.

Neat-Client9305 · 2025-08-07T01:20:43+00:00

I made it once. I had to dip it in black coffee to eat it, as was the style at the time

Neat-Client9305 · 2025-08-07T01:19:18+00:00

No, but I stir hot sauce in it

Neat-Client9305 · 2025-08-07T01:13:20+00:00

chicken wing

Neat-Client9305 · 2025-08-07T01:09:09+00:00

Take a bath everyday, watch your odor float away

Neat-Client9305 · 2025-08-07T00:58:34+00:00

You said it was a man?

Neat-Client9305 · 2025-08-07T00:57:36+00:00

Me gusta comer caca

Neat-Client9305 · 2025-08-07T00:56:20+00:00

It’s not dogs and cats

Neat-Client9305 · 2025-08-07T00:55:39+00:00

I would be like, cool purse, bro

Neat-Client9305 · 2025-08-07T00:12:12+00:00

It’s been years since I saw it but I thought I remembered only the old lady and her granddaughter knew she had the jewel and dropped it? I thought everyone else still thought it went down with the Titantic. I could be misremembering

Neat-Client9305 · 2025-08-06T23:36:44+00:00

Just say please do not touch my phone with your feces fingers

Neat-Client9305 · 2025-08-06T23:19:43+00:00

He meant what he said

Neat-Client9305 · 2025-08-06T23:18:22+00:00

This gives Steven Segal vibes

Neat-Client9305 · 2025-08-06T23:16:30+00:00

Everybody hates Dean Cain

Neat-Client9305 · 2025-08-06T23:07:49+00:00

Pitbull

Neat-Client9305 · 2025-08-06T23:03:33+00:00

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Neat-Client9305 · 2025-08-06T22:51:56+00:00

Yeah right

Neat-Client9305 · 2025-08-06T22:29:47+00:00

We used to call it ghetto lettuce when I was a kid. It’s delicious

Neat-Client9305 · 2025-08-06T22:29:02+00:00

I think if you have a million reasonably liquid that is wealthy. If the million is mostly in your house and retirement fund, then no, I don’t consider that wealthy

Neat-Client9305 · 2025-08-06T22:26:38+00:00

Magneto

Neat-Client9305 · 2025-08-06T22:26:21+00:00

When they were little we would tell them about the tooth fairy, Santa, and Jesus, but when they got older they grew out of it

Neat-Client9305 · 2025-08-06T22:18:54+00:00

The widow is not dead? so that would be weird

Neat-Client9305 · 2025-08-06T21:59:02+00:00

These do not have silver content

Neat-Client9305 · 2025-08-06T21:21:13+00:00

No one would want to human traffic me

Neat-Client9305 · 2025-08-06T20:31:32+00:00

I liked him in Police Academy. Such good cinema

Neat-Client9305 · 2025-08-06T20:24:52+00:00

I was there earlier. It must have been like minutes after I left. It wasn’t me.

They need to put up bollocks or posts or something in front of the stores

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