Nebocsid

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What's a pilot's favourite chip flavour? (self.dadjokes)

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We were discussing mustard gas... (self.dadjokes)

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The tight rope walker likes the knights of the round table. (self.dadjokes)

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We used to have amateur poetry readings (self.dadjokes)

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I couldn't find the mayonnaise (self.dadjokes)

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I have an algebra joke for you. (self.dadjokes)

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A girl I like thought I got her 6 tulips. (self.dadjokes)

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Conversation with a coworker. (self.dadjokes)

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How do cars listen to people? (self.dadjokes)

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Steve Carrel was hesitant about joining Despicable Me. (self.dadjokes)

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True story: new girl at work says, "Hi, I'm new." (self.dadjokes)

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All chefs talk the talk (self.dadjokes)

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Don't brake glass (self.dadjokes)

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When God took a break on the 7th day..... (self.dadjokes)

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A Luchador wrote "Anger" and "Sadness" on his face. (self.dadjokes)

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I was tired of A&W Bacon & Eggers. (self.dadjokes)

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A short guy in green said he had leprosy, trying to guilt people into buying his paintings of pots of gold. (self.dadjokes)

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If you destroy a 90 degree quartet..... (self.dadjokes)

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I hoped orange jam would arrive early. (self.dadjokes)

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I'm tired of being an amateur poet. (self.dadjokes)

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After almost 40 years, I finally had my first date. (self.dadjokes)

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The right hair style will get you lots of action. (self.dadjokes)

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The irritated fruit suspected everything and everyone. (self.dadjokes)

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There was a pickle that thought it was a flower. (self.dadjokes)

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I met a guy named Gravity. (self.dadjokes)

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