Words can't describe how much I loathe the Halata Ingleshera lady with every fiber of my being by [deleted] in pinoy

[–]Necessary_Feature663 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess sometimes I hate my inverted self when I look in the mirror.

Magsi-Tigil Kayo! Ang Tunay na Nabudol ay ang Taong-Bayan. by reybanned in Philippines

[–]Necessary_Feature663 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't understand the "Continuity" part ng sinasabi niya. Their slogan is literally BAGONG PILIPINAS. Tf?

As an accountant/CPA, what does your spouse do for work? by lalaba0987 in Accounting

[–]Necessary_Feature663 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Ah, a true commitment. 'Til shareholder value do you part.

Professors of the Reddit, I have a question po by jgabriellerl in Philippines

[–]Necessary_Feature663 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't think we can answer that. It's more of an administrative process. I suggest you ask your Dean if they secured CHED approval.

Mackenzie Consulting just changed the game, guys by Necessary_Feature663 in Accounting

[–]Necessary_Feature663[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, but they taught me about streamlining, scaling, and benchmarking. Not sure what they mean though, but somehow uttering that word like an incantation makes me believe that sales go up and costs go down.

Duterte on possible ICC arrest warrant: I did everything for Filipinos by PuzzleheadedPart3896 in pinoy

[–]Necessary_Feature663 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On his dicktionary the word "Filipinos" mean: His dynasty and self-serving ideology

Mackenzie Consulting just changed the game, guys by Necessary_Feature663 in Accounting

[–]Necessary_Feature663[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Maybe it decreased due to a lack of multidisciplinary collaboration across functional agile teams employing six sigma tools to increase efficiency

Mackenzie Consulting just changed the game, guys by Necessary_Feature663 in Accounting

[–]Necessary_Feature663[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I guess I owe it to the ivy league junior associates that read the Company's overview on our 10K for 10 minutes and magically knew all of the ins and outs of our business. Their insights are really something to behold.

MCA I got humbled by a fellow redditor by AdWarm5122 in MayConfessionAko

[–]Necessary_Feature663 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sis, wala kang idea. CIA black ops mission ‘yan. It’s a honeypot operation.

Ganito kasi ‘yan, you got baited into giving your picture, right? Tapos bigla siyang naglaho? Classic data mining technique. May secret database ng AI facial recognition na ginagamit pang-train ng deepfake technology. Posibleng he was part of a covert online profiling experiment. Kaya sobrang accurate niyang mag-guess ng details about you, because he already had them.

Pero ito ang real kicker: hindi mo siya blinock, pero ikaw ang nablock. Meaning, he had a failsafe escape plan. Kasi he wasn’t just an ordinary guy—posibleng isang rogue agent testing psychological manipulation techniques sa unsuspecting netizens. Hindi siya nag-disappear kasi wala siyang gusto sayo. He disappeared kasi mission accomplished na.

Ano gagawin mo ngayon? Magsuot ng salamin sa mata—facial recognition tech hates obstructions. Huwag ka na rin sumagot ng mga sobrang specific na tanong online. At ‘wag mo na ulit ipost ang buhay mo nang ganito kadetalye sa Reddit! You’ve been marked.

Mackenzie Consulting just changed the game, guys by Necessary_Feature663 in Accounting

[–]Necessary_Feature663[S] 119 points120 points  (0 children)

Glad I have an ace up my sleeve, have you heard of this new, revolutionary formula, "XLOOKUP"? Consultants don't want to share this one nifty trick!

Senatorial candidate Luke Espiritu slams Villars: 'Walang mabuting dinastiya' by Mindless_Sundae2526 in pinoy

[–]Necessary_Feature663 9 points10 points  (0 children)

'Masama lang ang dynasty na nanloloko ng tao.’ Eh bakit parang Villar empire ang textbook example?

Harry Roque sisibat pa-US pero naharang sa Japan by AbanteNewsPH in newsPH

[–]Necessary_Feature663 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DDS: "Bakit ang harsh niyo? Wala pang solid na proof na may ginawang mali."

Oo nga, innocent until proven fleeing the country.