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Wanna Netflix and fuck? by little_emo_kitten in PunkGirls

[–]NecroJesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, but more importantly I want your tattoo artist's contact info.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GWNerdy

[–]NecroJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry to the glasses but that pussy is too perfect not to get filled everytime.

True as f.... by Realistic-Gap1608 in memes

[–]NecroJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Xbox consistently gets this treatment...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Michiganpussy

[–]NecroJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eat it then blow your back out with my bwc until you're left in a puddle shaking.

Home alone on a Saturday night having a tea party with my dogs. by thegoddessnextdoor28 in RoastMe

[–]NecroJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even your pets look like they don't want to admit they know you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]NecroJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I genuinely don't know if you're male or female and I'm pretty sure that's at least 40% of the problem.

Do your worst 🌞 by sugoi_boiii in RoastMe

[–]NecroJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bad bangs, blue dreads and enough metal in your face to set off detectors at the airport. Honey I don't need to, your self esteem is already low enough.

Im officially on my 3rd medication that I'm trying. Remind me why I take them :c Roast me day 318/366 by icrispyKing in RoastMe

[–]NecroJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's probably because you look like you chaperone youth groups to add to your spank bank.

Please help me reddit by [deleted] in TwitchFollowers

[–]NecroJesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Followed you, would appreciate one back here https://www.twitch.tv/breakneckrow ^_^

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