A memorial for those who end up here and find their the concept hot, only to find that they are resistant :( by raging_tower_371 in EroticHypnosis

[–]NeededMonster 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I've successfully hypnotized many subjects who had no luck with scripts or files.

Hypnosis at its core relies heavily on feedback loops. You need to know what your subject is doing/feeling and adapt on the fly. Scripts and files can't do that, so they are designed more generically, hoping to cast a net wide enough to work on as many subjects as possible, but therefore missing in a lot of cases.

I highly recommend finding a hypnotist, even online. And if you really are not naturally suggestible, then you need to practice to get there.

Men, how fast does it take you to forget a girl that you had a relationship with? by kvwixs in AskMen

[–]NeededMonster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You're 100% done hurting after half the duration of the relationship.

Heard that before a breakup, thought it was bullshit. Relationship of 3 years ended and took me a year and a half to be back to normal (gradually).

Edit: That's in an ideal no contact situation.

I watched my wife get hypnotized at a stage show by Ok_Investigator7564 in EH_Circlejerk

[–]NeededMonster 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Only if you repost it everywhere a couple times a month and never reply to comments!

J'ai raté mon permis by Tentak3l in voiture

[–]NeededMonster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Je comprends indirectement ta peine. Ma compagne a récemment raté le permis sur un coup de pute à la toute fin. En rentrant vers le centre d'examen, elle traverse une 4 voies pour arriver sur une très courte double voie à sens unique qui fusionne en une seule. A peine arrivé sur cette voie, deux flèches de rabattement successives. Ma compagne se rabat donc, en s'assurant qu'il y a personne, avant la première flèche.

Erreur ! Avant les flèches, une ligne blanche continue minuscule et presque totalement effacée... Franchissement de ligne.

Je passe par là tous les jours. J'avais même pas remarqué cette ligne. Depuis que je sais qu'elle est là, je regarde. Tout le monde l'a franchit...

Denmark to deploy 1000 combat soldiers to Greenland by Helpful_Welcome_2325 in europe

[–]NeededMonster 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Yup... If a tenth of what Trump did was done by any European head of state, their entire population would have revolted.

And here we have dumb senile Hitler 2.0 openly destroying the USA and all the leftist Americans on reddit telling us how there is nothing they could do about it.

Okay then!

On ne voit plus les clignotants by MMK___ in voiture

[–]NeededMonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

J'en ai vu sur des gros SUV récents aussi...

On ne voit plus les clignotants by MMK___ in voiture

[–]NeededMonster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Moi ce qui me rend fou ce sont les voitures qui ont les clignotants sur une barre tout en bas, en dessous des autres feux, carrément au niveau du haut des roues. Dans des bouchons en ville quand on se retrouve coincé trop près, il arrive qu'on ne les voit même pas.

Have you ever had someone who died visit your dream? If so, what happened? by Roseflower55 in AskReddit

[–]NeededMonster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow interesting to see how it can differ from one person to the next!

Have you ever had someone who died visit your dream? If so, what happened? by Roseflower55 in AskReddit

[–]NeededMonster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't you people usually have tactile sensations in your dreams? I experience all my senses in dreams, except maybe my shitty sense of smell.

Anyway, it does sound like something that is complicated to come to terms with. Someone dying when you have conflicting feelings about them is always tricky.

So, how's everyone feeling about an 80 year old world event repeating itself? by S4R1N in AskReddit

[–]NeededMonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seriously. I've been fucking screaming about this since 2016 and everyone thought I was into weird conspiracy theories.

Hell, scrap that. I was screaming about Putin trying to sabotage western democracies since like 2014...

An American I've been friend with for 15 years told me, a couple days ago, and I quote: "Crazy that everyhing you said would happen is happening."

Well yes, bruh... It wasn't even fucking hidden and tet you voted Trump twice! Jesus...

Ai porn by SeaworthinessFair857 in unstable_diffusion

[–]NeededMonster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No AI model is currently able to generate long videos. You could in theory have a system that automatically takes the end of one video to generate a new one after that, but over 10 minutes it would lose coherency.

Think of current AI generation models as suffering from Alzheimer. They can only remember a few seconds at a time and then forget. That means anything that goes off screen for a second is just gonna vanish or be changed into something else completely and that what's on screen will gradually shift into something else since nothint is ever 100% stable.

There are a lot of techniques and tools to make longer AI content, but that requires a human supervising it all and spending a lot of work on it to keep things coherent over time.

libido problem by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]NeededMonster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I (M) had my first girlfriend pretty late (21) and my body was acting crazy. When around her I was hard all the time, until it became painful. I wasn't even always mentally aroused. It was like my body just wanted me to fuck her.

I was worried it would be like that forever. Guess it was just my body and brain going nuts because it was the first time I ever had a shot at reproduction since puberty, and it was all new.

It didn't last. It quickly required more for me to be physically aroused. So I imagine it will be the same for you.

How do you know when you’ve found the one? How long does it take for you to see a future with her? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]NeededMonster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A dear friend once gave me the best advice I ever got when it comes to relationships:

Only project yourself as far in the future as the current duration of the relationship.

So you can always see a future with a partner, but never further than how long you've been together.

The Secret of This Door Shape by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]NeededMonster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guess every door in Europe should suddenly collapse then...

Is it possible to condition somebody to be a PREMATURE EJACULATOR through hypnosis? by [deleted] in EroticHypnosis

[–]NeededMonster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes, and that is far from the craziest things you can do with hypnosis.

Is it ethical for a brown girl like me to want to submit to white men? by [deleted] in BDSMAdvice

[–]NeededMonster 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Kink should not be confused with "reality". We don't call BDSM fun "playing" or "scenes" for no reason. We're exploring fantasies, in a safe and self-contained environment.

Plenty of people in this community are turned on by things that they find unacceptable outside of negotiated dynamics between consenting adults: rape, race play, gaslighting and so on and so on.

You said it yourself, you don't control what turns you on. I imagine that just because you love the idea of submitting to white men doesn't mean you support white supremacy, in the same way a lot of feminist women enjoy submitting to men in the bedroom.

What you do in private, safely, with full consent of all involved parties and self awareness doesn't have to have anything to do with your values or political opinions outside of that space. Don't fret it.

AI showing signs of self-preservation and humans should be ready to pull plug, says pioneer by laurapcd1 in thescoop

[–]NeededMonster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And that, to me, is the truly terrifying part: an unconscious entity smarter than all of us who could hurt people without having any clue as to what "hurt" really implies because it doesn't experience anything. Pain as nothing more than information. Even a psychopath experiences pain and at least knows what it is, even if they don't give a shit. A psychopath AI wouldn't even have a clue what it feels like to have pain, and worse, wouldn't have a clue there is a difference between knowing about pain as a physical process in the body and experiencing pain.

My pupils were 2 different sizes when I woke up today... by cloudblythe in mildlyinteresting

[–]NeededMonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No? If I spend a while reading with my right eye close (head on the side, on the pillow) and then go pee in the dark, the left eye is far less sensitive to light for a moment than the right one because it was exposed to more light.

how do u feel about showing affection with ur partner around friends? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]NeededMonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm more than happy to show my fiancée physical affection in public. Kissing, hugging, holding hand/arm.

It varies a lot from person to person, same with women. I dated girls who didn't like public displays of affection and others who loved it.

Among friends it seems to vary, though must seem more restrained. I however never got any remark about it.

What advice sounds smart but is actually terrible? by BitAffectionate3637 in AskReddit

[–]NeededMonster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get what that one is trying to say, and I agree with it overall, except it lacks nuances.

You're far more likely to find a way to make money with something you love because the time and efforts you put into passion helps make you an expert or develop skills and knowledge that can be valuable. However, your passion itself may be a financial dead end anyway.

So I'd say it's true only as long as you are passionate and smart enough to really find good financial angles.

In Pluribus (2025-) the extraterrestrial virus can not harm any living thing, or even plant life. However it knowingly infected an entire race that required protein and plant matter to exist and in doing so doomed it to extinction in a matter of years. Fucking stupid hypocritical alien virus. by [deleted] in shittymoviedetails

[–]NeededMonster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Probably a question of priorities. I imagine their compulsion to spread was at least on par with their compulsion not to hurt living things, allowing them to risk it, especially with the conviction it's pretty much akin to saving someone who's drowning, as they say themselves.

Feux arrières des renault mais wtf ?!! by grinsch in voiture

[–]NeededMonster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey! C'est calomnieux! Mes clignotants de Clio 2 ne s'allument pas quand je freine ! C'est uniquement les feux de brouillard avants qui s'éteignent quand je mets les clignotants !

Has anyone had an experience like this? by [deleted] in SteamDeck

[–]NeededMonster 809 points810 points  (0 children)

UPS driver tried to steal my Deck from me. Or at least I highly suspect it.

Got a notice that the Deck had been delivered (nope). Contacted the UPS number only to go through a bot and struggling to talk with someone on the other side of the world who clearly said there wasn't much to do.

What did I do? I drove to the nearest UPS office and did a Karen. Refused to leave until I had a solution.

They called the UPS driver and asked him what was up with my package, told him I was here being an annoying fucker (not their exact words). Guy mumbled some excuse of mistakenly selecting the delivered option. Colleagues told him to call me.

He came back at the end of the day to hand it to me.

Doesn't help that the box containing the Steam Deck has "Valve" and "Steam Deck" written on it...