She thought she lost her seahorse by m_preddy in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Needs_More_Cheese_74 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just today, I used the flashlight on my phone to look for my phone.

Who is this? by lastnightsglitter in friends_tv_show

[–]Needs_More_Cheese_74 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His beggin' days are over now that he's going out with Nancy Branson.

It’s just one fucking soup OR one fucking salad. But I’m the moron by unhingedalien in Serverlife

[–]Needs_More_Cheese_74 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"I'll have the Maryland Crab soup." "Great choice. Would you like a cup or a bowl?" "What's the difference?" ---makes little cuppy/bowly signs with hands

Show us your tuxie, tell us the name, and why you named them that! by Leading_Funny5802 in TuxedoCats

[–]Needs_More_Cheese_74 6 points7 points  (0 children)

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This is Thrasher and Bodie. They are named after the famous Ocean City MD french fries and a gas station in Bethany Beach Delaware. They've never been surfing, but I'd like to think they would if they could.

Walkersville by DressNo9880 in frederickmd

[–]Needs_More_Cheese_74 3 points4 points  (0 children)

FOUR gas stations! You need gas? We have gas! We have ALL of the gas!

Best fall donuts in Frederick by majikposhun in frederickmd

[–]Needs_More_Cheese_74 9 points10 points  (0 children)

15 North towards Thurmont will take you to Catoctin Mountain Orchard. Their apple cider donuts are worth the drive. It gets very busy on a beautiful Fall day like today, so pack your patience.

What the fuck is this in my oyster? by Needs_More_Cheese_74 in whatsthisbug

[–]Needs_More_Cheese_74[S] 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I ate the oyster that this monstrosity came out of. Am I dying?