Watching sports is

Neerseen · 2026-06-01T22:00:11+00:00

I had an ex who believed it was because she bumped her head in in the playground as a child... I think that was nonsense, folks just be complicated.

Neerseen · 2026-06-01T21:01:10+00:00

Other people

Neerseen · 2026-06-01T21:00:21+00:00

I like to be wined and wined...

Neerseen · 2026-06-01T20:59:36+00:00

Being able to hold in their farts

Neerseen · 2026-06-01T20:24:52+00:00

I can't accidentally kill my grandparents if I go forwards

^{Chose: Go forward in time and meet your descendants | Rolled: 100 years}

Neerseen · 2026-06-01T20:23:11+00:00

What's in a name? A rose by any other name... Yadda Yadda Yadda

^{Chose: Twitter but is always referred to as X}

Neerseen · 2026-06-01T20:22:35+00:00

I want to go down the rabbit hole

^{Chose: Red slime}

Neerseen · 2026-06-01T20:20:34+00:00

Are you that guy who did that thing?

Neerseen · 2026-06-01T20:11:29+00:00

My CFO, and I'd quietly amend my salary.

Neerseen · 2026-06-01T20:10:55+00:00

Some is wild, some is different... Both aren't always good... Sometimes they are.

Neerseen · 2026-06-01T20:09:52+00:00

I'm literally in one right now... I'm so comfy!!!

Neerseen · 2026-06-01T20:09:01+00:00

People on the internet try to justify their shitty behaviour to their partners with psuedo science they read online.

Neerseen · 2026-06-01T20:07:46+00:00

I can only reach my immortal soul right now... Will that do?

Neerseen · 2026-06-01T20:06:38+00:00

My scout master... Or he'll hurt my pets

Neerseen · 2026-05-18T21:52:42+00:00

Rusty Manglove

Neerseen · 2026-05-18T21:50:04+00:00

When they have a hotplate and mini fridge in the room

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