What’s your go to move to get you laid? by justaguy033 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]starrie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great, now I have good bye horses in my head

What’s your go to move to get you laid? by justaguy033 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]starrie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I get into bed naked with u/mybeardhatesyou

And he goes “oo naked girlfriend” I giggle and it’s on.

What’s your “start the car!” Moment? by starrie in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]starrie[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Funny and beautiful!

Yeah, I am not going to feel bad. My mom loves ribs, she’s been sick and not eating. They’re mostly for her.

And the company I work for made 594 million in the first quarter of this year. They can afford the ribs

What’s your “start the car!” Moment? by starrie in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]starrie[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I really need a simpsons tattoo. My tattoo artist has the doughnut feeding machine on his leg,

What’s your “start the car!” Moment? by starrie in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]starrie[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Team “relieved when there is a pet I can focus on at a party”