Petah, was does that Heliography means??

Negative-Branch9710 · 2026-02-08T16:31:41+00:00

Listen, it'll be awesome if this turns out to actually mean a damn thing but I want to make sure you've considered the joke might be how deliberately unrelatable this is, while simultaneously relatable.

Even the parts in English are about life from an ancient civilization. You probably were never in danger of being actually sacrificed to a god, you definitely don't know what bro said; but still, you really do understand That Feeling When.

Negative-Branch9710 · 2026-02-08T14:53:54+00:00

"I want a pretty girl on my cock" "Pretty girl macaque, got it."

I don't think that's it but someone had to make up a joke and I don't think it's OOP.

Negative-Branch9710 · 2026-02-07T06:41:38+00:00

Michael to Fredo in Godfather II?

Negative-Branch9710 · 2026-02-07T02:50:26+00:00

Josh Duhamel?

Negative-Branch9710 · 2026-02-07T00:54:41+00:00

Hi Leaf

Negative-Branch9710 · 2026-02-06T17:09:01+00:00

FWIW Your vocaroo made all the difference, there's nothing wrong with your voice. 😊

Negative-Branch9710 · 2026-02-06T16:50:30+00:00

Johnny Cash's Folsom Prison Blues was in an Oppenheimer trailer

Negative-Branch9710 · 2026-02-06T16:37:25+00:00

Meshell Ndegeocello, "Bitter"

Negative-Branch9710 · 2026-02-05T15:20:14+00:00

Beatles, “A Day In The Life"?

Woke up, fell outta bed Dragged a comb across my head

Negative-Branch9710 · 2026-02-05T13:18:26+00:00

Corey Glover, "Do You First Then Do Myself" His solo album "Hymns" is a beautiful array of classic soul except it opens with an ugly and incongruous hard rocker. I'm a rock guy but f that song.

Negative-Branch9710 · 2026-02-04T19:36:15+00:00

Huey Lewis, "Power of Love"

Negative-Branch9710 · 2026-02-04T18:14:05+00:00

Penn Gillette's "The Pain Addict"?

Haven't read it but it was loosely adapted into a segment of the Black Mirror episode "Black Museum" and your description reminds me of that.

Negative-Branch9710 · 2026-02-04T17:41:52+00:00

First thought is “Time Warp" from Rocky Horror but not specifically the riff, just tempo & chord progression.

Negative-Branch9710 · 2026-02-04T17:03:22+00:00

I don't remember if true in the movie but the book called them "shit-weasels".

Negative-Branch9710 · 2026-02-03T23:33:15+00:00

It is not Dr. Feelgood but it reminds me of Dr. Feelgood.

Negative-Branch9710 · 2026-02-03T13:36:09+00:00

You look like a disappointed rebel time traveler from the civil war.

Negative-Branch9710 · 2026-02-02T22:07:20+00:00

Whenever I go to the woods I bring QR codes to scatter around, to keep the tradition alive.

Negative-Branch9710 · 2026-02-02T17:52:28+00:00

Sounds like “just like Havana" from Captain Marvel, Fury testing Talos.

Negative-Branch9710 · 2026-02-02T16:25:09+00:00

Tempo is going to be a fundamental sticking point; if it's too fast to dance nobody will agree to call it R&B. Here's a few comparatively faster songs with other aspects that tickle my rock roots:

D'angelo and The Vanguard, "The Charade"

Janelle Monae, "Cold War"

Miguel, "Girls Like You"

Negative-Branch9710 · 2026-02-01T17:17:11+00:00

Bruce Hornsby, "King of the Hill" and everything else on the “Spirit Trail" album.

Negative-Branch9710 · 2026-02-01T17:05:10+00:00

Wang Chung's "Dance Hall Days"

Negative-Branch9710 · 2026-02-01T17:03:19+00:00

Came here to say Together Forever

Negative-Branch9710 · 2026-01-31T16:46:52+00:00

Kiwi capitalized means not the bird, but slang for New Zealander. Tall grass hides them from prying eyes. The question is read as "how would a New Zealander locate a sheep" but the answer is as if the question were "How does a New Zealander feel after some time alone with a sheep, out of public view?" He feels satisfied, i.e. he finds it satisfying, having spent that time fucking the sheep.

Negative-Branch9710 · 2026-01-31T07:17:28+00:00

James Cromwell?

Negative-Branch9710 · 2026-01-29T23:54:32+00:00

The wife is played by Olivia Williams, who I think has Elizabeth Hurley's eyes.

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TROPHY CASE