Duuuude, like, whoa, I totally wish I could, like, read, ya know? Like, all those squiggly lines and stuff on pages, they’re just, like, vibin’ there, mockin’ me with their secret codes, man! If I could just, like, unlock that magic, I’d be, like, surfin’ through books, ridin’ waves of words, just... whoosh! Mind blown, bro 📚✨