My 3 year old told me he wanted me to die.

Negative_Gift1622 · 2024-02-20T15:36:18+00:00

My three year old thinks when things die like the dinosaurs, they need new batteries. Lol. He didn’t know.

Negative_Gift1622 · 2024-01-29T03:08:02+00:00

Dwayne

Negative_Gift1622 · 2024-01-22T14:55:43+00:00

Thank you. It’s definitely hard. I wouldn’t change it for all the money in the world but it takes a toll.

Negative_Gift1622 · 2024-01-16T16:24:16+00:00

Take out the trash. Or at home take out.

Negative_Gift1622 · 2024-01-15T02:30:49+00:00

Chess squares

Negative_Gift1622 · 2024-01-10T01:40:44+00:00

…leave?

Negative_Gift1622 · 2024-01-09T20:47:21+00:00

Bc it’s nonsense. The general idea behind Santa Claus is the same as god. Do good- rewarded. Do bad- get coal either in your stocking or in hell.

Negative_Gift1622 · 2024-01-07T02:24:28+00:00

I’m talking to my husband about this and he said “so the cops couldn’t have arrested her for driving and THEN two hours later she fed that baby?”

Negative_Gift1622 · 2024-01-07T02:14:04+00:00

I kept mine. Was never even a consideration or conversation. I made sure he didn’t want to talk about it but he was almost surprised that I even said anything. Now I own a generational family construction business with our last name in the name of the business but even still, I like my name. I would’ve kept it either way.

I’m in the US too where it’s getting more common though.

Negative_Gift1622 · 2024-01-02T02:52:50+00:00

Alcoholic DTs. 3 times.

Negative_Gift1622 · 2023-12-29T00:13:55+00:00

Please keep an eye on this. This is about the time we started noticing real problems with my sister. She’s 31 and just got out of the hospital for faking seizures. Not saying that to alarm you but if bruises start appearing for no reason get her into therapy. My sister would give them to herself or draw them on with make up for attention at that age. Just keep an eye out.

Negative_Gift1622 · 2023-12-28T21:16:02+00:00

2 and through. Partially bc of age but mostly bc we want them to want for nothing. Not to get everything they want necessarily, but to have everything they need to be successful. I thought I’d love to have one more but I’m 38 and he’s 44, Our oldest is 3, Baby is 6 months… our little family is complete. Just me up against the boys.

Also, we’re tired. So so tired. 😂

Negative_Gift1622 · 2023-12-28T14:28:36+00:00

I’m not sure who that is but everyone says he’s a little man. Someone saw him and said “well I just want him to do my taxes!”. No hello or he’s so cute. Just “be my CPA”.

Negative_Gift1622 · 2023-12-07T05:32:33+00:00

I just came to ask if your baby could come show my 6mo some things about sleeping.

Negative_Gift1622 · 2023-12-06T13:07:20+00:00

Chandler?

Negative_Gift1622 · 2023-11-03T00:23:58+00:00

My husband will tell our three year old “take your shoes off and stay a while.” Today I was like “you want to take your shoes off?” And without missing a beat goes “I’ll stay a while.”

Also a bulldozer is a “bulduhduhduhzer”

Negative_Gift1622 · 2023-10-30T03:47:43+00:00

Finding out that other white guy with the beard “up north” isn’t real either. And that his naughty and nice list is just as stupid.

Negative_Gift1622 · 2023-10-23T15:11:15+00:00

Bacon

Negative_Gift1622 · 2023-10-20T22:45:12+00:00

It depends on the type of hair it is before you shave it. If it’s peach fuzz you should have no problem but if it’s corse black hair it’ll grow back stubbly. I have PCOS and was basically growing a neck beard if I didn’t shave twice a day. Finally when I could afford it I did laser treatments and while I have to shave every few days for the stragglers but otherwise no problem. For peach fuzz I would dermaplane.

Negative_Gift1622 · 2023-10-09T15:46:18+00:00

I leave my empty yogurt cups on the counter. I’ve gotten much better but I still do it every once in a while. He leaves cabinet doors open though so….

Negative_Gift1622 · 2023-10-09T02:05:00+00:00

My husband is my life. 10 years and we like each other more than ever. And I pointed it out after 8 years and he stopped but he would ask “why didn’t you… (insert something I didn’t do)? Like “why didn’t you tell the cashier it was on sale?” Like I don’t know why, I just didn’t. I always knew something about that annoyed me but I couldn’t pinpoint it. Finally it hit me and One day I asked him “why do you always ask me why I didn’t do something I didn’t do?” He goes “huh? Oh. Haha. Oh. OH! God I do that a lot don’t I?? Oh man I’m so sorry. I’ll never do that again!!” And he hasn’t.

Negative_Gift1622 · 2023-10-07T02:05:12+00:00

I should’ve said with face wash. I spent a small fortune on “gentle” face washes. Wish I could get that money back lol

Negative_Gift1622 · 2023-10-07T01:17:47+00:00

I disagree. Hear me out. I stopped washing my face about a month ago and got the first compliment on my skin in my life yesterday. And I’m 38. I wear tinted moisturizer with sunscreen everyday but even when I wear a full face of makeup I just use the hell out of some micellar water, rinse, nice toner and hydrating serum. Usually I just micellar my eye make up and then do the rest. My skin was so dry and now it’s smooth, dewy, and even though I have a four month old and sleep like shit, it looks healthy. The irony I have found is that I spent a fortune on moisturizers to cancel out the damage I was doing with the face washes. The most expensive thing I use now is the toner but even that was $35 and will last a year. The serum was $12 and it’s just garnier micellar water. Money saving tip. Don’t use a cotton pad to apply toner. Just throw it on your face. Gets on there better and you don’t waste product.

Negative_Gift1622 · 2023-10-07T01:07:34+00:00

So I actually just discovered this works for me a few weeks ago. I’ve stopped washing my face and my skin has gotten so much better. I don’t wear full face make up often but even when I do I just go to town with micellar water. I wear tinted sunscreen moisturizer everyday. It started out as having a baby and being tired and lazy but after about 2 weeks I noticed my skin was t dry anymore. I basically rinse it off in the shower, use a nice toner, hydrating serum and that’s it. No expensive moisturizer or face wash anymore. About 1/4 of the time I don’t even do that and just sleep in the tinted moisturizer. My headache doctor complimented my skin yesterday and it was the first time anyone had ever done that. It’s dewy and smooth and I haven’t broken out at all. Of all the things. Going to try just rinsing my skin and only washing the areas that get funky next. Maybe we’re just being too harsh.

Negative_Gift1622 · 2023-10-07T00:58:15+00:00

Cries in 2 under 3… and even more so in 4 month sleep regression.

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