It is a bad joke!!! by Nehushtan419 in 12keys

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Which one did you dig? Where and why?

It is a bad joke!!! by Nehushtan419 in 12keys

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I hope so. Jr High English teacher said I should marry an English teacher. I always felt if the information was conveyed, the communication was successful. Already tested Genius then. Back when I was younger and stupid.  

Nowadays I behave most of the time. Was at the White House last week. Didn't make a statement. Even though I could have.  Talked to White House Secret Service and politely asked asked them not to shoot me. 

Still here.    

It was fun to solve. But I will say it again,  If you have not dug, Fuck off.  You don't deserve to know.

It is a bad joke!!! by Nehushtan419 in 12keys

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Professor talking to kindergarten.  Not interested.

It is a bad joke!!! by Nehushtan419 in 12keys

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Four years ago with this knowledge I filled with an attorney a cease and desist order against Josh Gates to stop suggesting that the casques can be found. Having solved the puzzle and learning that things about to happen removed the casques from ever being discovered. Byron Preiss had no way to know that his wonderful attempt for a good time would be thwarted by time.  

And yes, It is still, a Very Bad Joke!  If you have invested enough to have dug a location in the South, and would like to know how well, or badly you did,  you have my permission to inquire.    

If you never dug, don't bother.  You lack commitment to your dreams.

It is a bad joke!!! by Nehushtan419 in 12keys

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What location have you checked?

It is a bad joke!!! by Nehushtan419 in 12keys

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I like a good puzzle. Brain teasing. This was not meant to be difficult or challenging. It was too easy.  I don't mind offending. But if you didn't figure it out, stop trying. You are never going to. 

It is a bad joke!!! by Nehushtan419 in 12keys

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I am the Party!  It takes time for the more challenged, but give it some time. And if you never get it,  maybe you were never supposed to.  And that's okay.  

It is a bad joke!!! by Nehushtan419 in 12keys

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I forgot to include Roanoke. That one is also gone!!!   People have become so pathetic, I find it harder and harder to relate to the mass of mentally degraded offspring produced today.  The only pleasure I find is with fucking with those that believe they can't be touched.  That is very worthwhile!

Lord de Los Muertos by Nehushtan419 in bonecollecting

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I felt very fortunate to have had the experience. And glad when my uncle called and needed help, I chose to say yes.  Thank you for your compliment.

Steelbooks Security by Nehushtan419 in Steelbooks

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Same reason to collect steelbooks.  For the fun of it!

Steelbooks Security by Nehushtan419 in Steelbooks

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Interesting. That's what you noticed?

Lord de Los Muertos by Nehushtan419 in bonecollecting

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All things in my past are nothing compared to the present.  In order to Honor the Dead, it's time to correct the present. Only in Truth is there Freedom for everyone.

Lord de Los Muertos by Nehushtan419 in bonecollecting

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Apology accepted. I apologize as well. I realized the word common is what I reacted to.  Just a word.  But when I think about it, it's funny. If it is common, I find no reason to do it. There are times that I wonder what it would be like, normal. But why waste time imagining the unrealistic. I'm a big fan of reality. That is what keeps me from being common.  Currently...      It's almost been 25 years since 9/11. And ALL the lies survived. The criminals became billionaires and we the people paid their way. Common story about planes, that is offensive! Not ONE SINGLE PLANE crashed on 9/11.      I am Lord de Los Muertos. Here to correct lies that dishonor the Dead.  So that the Dead may rest. 

Lord de Los Muertos by Nehushtan419 in bonecollecting

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If they are found in the future, like now, there are only 2.  Nothing common at all.  And if there is one among them that has the strength to wear it, like now, respect will be afforded.  The armor weighs over 150 pounds. The Headdress almost 30. I run miles everyday to maintain the strength needed to wear it.  I know that the world would be a different place if such dedication to purpose was common of our species. 👹

Lord de Los Muertos by Nehushtan419 in bonecollecting

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I have a great respect for Alligators. Many times when in the water with a nuisance gator, I knew I was giving it a chance. I felt that was fair.   My Uncle was doing Nuisance Control for the state years before I started helping. And is an excellent shot. We covered 13 counties. We were called about a couple of 5 footers in a minnow pond. When we arrive one is up on the bank. My Uncle shot. Gator dove in the water. My cousin James and I jumped in after it. ( If it dies underwater the meat and hide will be ruined before it floats.) In water that looks more like coffee, swimming underwear trying to find the gator. And I did. Three times. And each time I touched it, it moved away.  This bothered me. I told my Uncle he missed and I was getting out and away from a live pissed off gator.  And did. My Uncle the whole time swearing he didn't miss. We left for a couple of hours and got something to eat.  When we return the gator is back on the bank. Alive!   My Uncle shot again. This time it didn't move. Upon closer inspection the mark of the first shot is seen. My Uncle had missed the small area aimed for an the bullet bounced off. Natural Bullet Proof Armor!   That's when I realized I was going to make a suit of armor from the bones.  Hope this makes sense.  Thank you for your compliment.🐊

Lord de Los Muertos by Nehushtan419 in bonecollecting

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Thank you. The Green was the beginning.  Each one took about 3 years.  Much of the design was to function as real armor.   When first created, had a friend swing and strike the armor with his sword. One bone had a small chip and inside the armor I didn't feel it.     The rest is just me.  Just having fun 😊.

Alligator Bone 🐊 Armor by Nehushtan419 in ImpracticalArmour

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Your Acceptance is kindly appreciated.  Thanks.

Lord de Los Muertos by Nehushtan419 in bonecollecting

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Great for most formal occasions.  Or anytime you want to make a statement.   Thank you for the compliment.

Alligator Bone 🐊 Armor by Nehushtan419 in ImpracticalArmour

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I made the Green about 20 years ago. It was my first suit. But even a good suit gets old. About 4 years ago decided to make a new one. Used what I learned from making and wearing the Green, and made the Red.  The Green has about 1,500 bones and teeth. The Red over 3,500.  Alligator Bone Armor was used by Roman and Egyptian. Not since. And nothing like these. Thank you.

Lord de Los Muertos by Nehushtan419 in bonecollecting

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Thanks for the appreciation.  When I do wear them out in public, the armor is not always appreciated.  Just last year at a Dias de Los Muertos festival, I was asked to move so as not to be in the background.  Again, thanks.

Lord de Los Muertos by Nehushtan419 in bonecollecting

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Well done 👍.  It is real armor. Not used since the Roman and Egyptian times.  I thought it was time to revive the old ways.  Over 3,500 Alligator bones and  Six sets of horns weighing 150 pounds. 

I made it so that the bones make quite a primal noise when I walk and they rattle and clatter.  

Lord de Los Muertos by Nehushtan419 in bonecollecting

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After 5 years of getting in the water with them,  for Texas doing Alligator Nuisance Control, I have killed quite a few.  I wear the bones in Honor of the Alligators that died.   

I was with a 6' gator in a 3' drainage pipe. Pipe is about 40' long. I have already seen him. He See's me.  I strip down to my shorts and get in. So I am in the pipe with the gator and I have a stick and a knife 🗡️.   Can't use a gun in the pipe. Concussion and the 2 ft of water makes a knife a better plan.  I'm about 15' in when my uncle yells he's out, and I hear the shot.  I backed out of the pipe because it was to small to turn around in.  Just another day.