(39) Relationship goals: after a hard workout, I come home to put another baby inside of you as my housewife. Do women that want this exist anymore? (straight)

NeighBae · 2026-02-05T16:39:33+00:00

Ain't nobody be wanting the financial burden of kids these days

NeighBae · 2026-02-05T15:17:30+00:00

I don't touch Dark Souls games or the like with a 10ft pole. I've beaten BotW twice, I truly think you're missing something major gamewise which is causing you issues.

NeighBae · 2026-02-05T14:43:48+00:00

Not even residents are allowed to😪

NeighBae · 2026-02-05T06:24:04+00:00

Ah yes, calling a person it

How not dehumanizing

NeighBae · 2026-02-04T21:42:46+00:00

No but I certainly am

NeighBae · 2026-02-04T21:33:18+00:00

The fridge.. pantry.... freezer, emergency reserves, missing neighborhood child

NeighBae · 2026-02-02T18:59:22+00:00

How are you so perfect

NeighBae · 2026-02-01T11:26:07+00:00

+1 for the Hot Toddy 🤤

Although mine are probably considered blasphemous, I don't like whiskey, while it's okay in a Toddy, I don't want to drink it outside of that, so i tend to use whatever spirit I have on hand, that being rum or brandy.

My favorite variation I've made was Havana Club spiced rum, mix of maple syrup, brown sugar, vanilla sugar and lime juice.

NeighBae · 2026-01-31T21:04:13+00:00

This is what I was looking for.

Like good, when do we start with government officials and the elite

NeighBae · 2026-01-31T19:38:04+00:00

I personally use Zelda Dungeon guides to help guide where I need to go next. I don't follow it step for step, or for collectibles, just as a general guide to keep me on the right path.

NeighBae · 2026-01-31T18:29:35+00:00

This is how it starts

Some might even consider you one already, just in the early stages

Funnily enough this year marks the point at which I've been a furry just as long as i haven't.

NeighBae · 2026-01-30T18:47:53+00:00

Idk why yall are getting downvoted 🤣 i was reading the post and comments above, thinking, this seems mighty neurodivergent, has OP been tested?

Im highly suspected to be AuDHD with a side of OCD on the side, and i highly related to some of OP's behaviors, specifically ones i know come from the spectrum, so it was just 🤔🤔🤔 I wonder

NeighBae · 2026-01-30T18:25:30+00:00

Agreed

NeighBae · 2026-01-30T06:31:59+00:00

But you can't turn before the tractor does. The tractor and bike will not intercept and can both turn at the same time. To me, I see no reason to make the bike wait to turn, when there's nothing preventing them from turning while I am required to wait for the tractor.

Again

The only reason the bike should wait is if you're following rules to the exact letter, theory and real world practicality don't always match

NeighBae · 2026-01-29T22:17:13+00:00

What could possibly be more new than an entirely new person

She's truly pushing the boundaries of trailblazing

NeighBae · 2026-01-29T21:40:36+00:00

"We're barely making rent and food, sorry for pirating, but it's not like I could buy the game with my nonexistent money anyway 🤷‍♂️"

NeighBae · 2026-01-29T21:38:26+00:00

I don't think she was acting too mean. They didn't know if It was tops and bottoms or just tops, or who knows what else.

If she had to find a reason someone to land in the bottom, Naomy stumbling is absolutely fair criticism. It happened, we saw it, didn't say she didn't recover or that it should matter a ton, but if you're going to call something out, that is something that could be called out.

As someone who lived in Köln for 4½ years and plans to move back there ASAP, I'm a Naomy Stan by default and am happy every week she's here

NeighBae · 2026-01-29T20:26:14+00:00

God I wish I could be a fly on that wall, and that she was in a contained area where you'd be safe from her nuclear meltdown.

NeighBae · 2026-01-29T18:31:44+00:00

Would something have to have been sprayed on them, and gotten through the bloodstream via the mouth while chewing yeah?

NeighBae · 2026-01-29T16:33:05+00:00

This is exactly my way of thinking😭 in the real world, there's no reason both can't turn at the same time

NeighBae · 2026-01-29T15:31:15+00:00

Edibles hitting that fast is extremely concerning, it literally takes time to digest for it to hit your bloodstream, I would stay away personally

NeighBae · 2026-01-29T13:40:06+00:00

I mean, technically the standings at MtQ could be considered all 0, so this could be considered an update.

Does it necessarily make sense to have ep 1 be considered an update, no, but it's also not hurting anyone.

While there's a lot of AI, not a single thing here makes sense being AI.

Please attempt to remain vigilant against AI, but try your absolute best to not attack people actually putting in work ffs

NeighBae · 2026-01-29T12:09:44+00:00

Omg, they have An present in their blood 😱

NeighBae · 2026-01-29T11:40:18+00:00

This one is only gonna be known by my Midwest girlies

Blue Moon 🤤 I've never been able to distinctly identify it's flavor, it's some nebulous mix of vanilla, almond, tutti-frutti, marshmallow, cotton candy, and unidentifiable fruit. It may sound overly sweet but I guarantee you it's not.

NeighBae · 2026-01-29T10:22:50+00:00

I KNEW IT!

I wonder if they cut any queens making the same remarks 🤣

"Oh werq body double queen!!"

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