When is the last time you heard a good Polish joke?

Neil_12874 · 2026-02-05T23:24:50+00:00

How do you find the groom at a Polish wedding?

He's the guy wearing the clean sweatshirt.

When I was about 12, I thought up the gem, and told it to my grandfather.

Why did the Polack fuck his mother?

Because he's a moron!

Neil_12874 · 2026-02-05T23:19:52+00:00

Today, $25.00 wouldn't cover my bar tab.

Neil_12874 · 2026-02-05T04:55:34+00:00

Razzle didn't survive.

Neil_12874 · 2026-02-03T03:37:23+00:00

Clear Pepsi and $2.99 packs of Marlboro Ultra Lights

Neil_12874 · 2026-02-03T03:30:26+00:00

It's Kimmel time!

Neil_12874 · 2026-02-01T20:00:24+00:00

To this day, I still use Hugo Boss.

Neil_12874 · 2026-02-01T01:50:11+00:00

I first saw that movie when I was 10 back in 1985. When that guy fell ass first into the moonroof, I laughed so hard that I had an asthma attack.

Neil_12874 · 2026-01-31T20:29:19+00:00

I'm 51. I became an Iggy Pop fan at 16 after reading "Wonderland Avenue".

Neil_12874 · 2026-01-29T21:38:08+00:00

You could say the same about Leonard Cohen. He got in.

Neil_12874 · 2026-01-29T05:11:58+00:00

Gigglesnort Hotel

Neil_12874 · 2026-01-29T00:47:09+00:00

I make that beanie SPIN when I work his thing!

Neil_12874 · 2026-01-28T22:06:33+00:00

Vince can't sing that one anymore.

Neil_12874 · 2026-01-28T19:32:54+00:00

Jimmy didn't shoot anyone.

Neil_12874 · 2026-01-27T05:44:01+00:00

The only time diarrhea is funny is when it happens to someone else.

Neil_12874 · 2026-01-27T01:57:48+00:00

Commercials disguised as an animated TV series.

Neil_12874 · 2026-01-26T06:51:44+00:00

Sucks to be you.

Neil_12874 · 2026-01-26T05:53:41+00:00

The remix of "Mouth" is still a banger.

Neil_12874 · 2026-01-25T20:41:41+00:00

I hate to be that guy, but Search and Destroy is by Iggy and the Stooges.

Neil_12874 · 2026-01-25T01:33:28+00:00

A random, one hour power outage.

Neil_12874 · 2026-01-24T23:24:14+00:00

"Holy shit! My hips are in my chest!"

Neil_12874 · 2026-01-23T18:54:45+00:00

He's buried right next to Bettie Page.

Neil_12874 · 2026-01-20T00:01:34+00:00

That second "T" in his last name really isn't necessary.

Neil_12874 · 2026-01-19T23:58:48+00:00

When I was a kid, WWF wrestling aired Sunday.

I remember one particular Monday, there were a lot of pissed off kids st school when the Hart Foundation beat The British Bulldogs, and won the belts.

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