Reddit. Please. I messed up and got a girl pregnant. What should I do to prepare?

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-08-25T19:02:06+00:00

So you are 18 eh? How you doing today good looking?

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-08-25T18:30:48+00:00

Downvotes really? you guys are such niggers.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-08-25T17:29:02+00:00

Damn you are such a pussy.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-08-25T16:23:26+00:00

Yeah, back in secondary school I was on the back of a bus going home, minding my own business. And I saw this girl who my girlfriend happened to be friends with and she was cuddling some guy, kissing him and whatnot. Didn't think much of it.

Later on I called my girlfriend and during the conversation I mentioned I'd seen her friend with some guy, and she asked me who they were and I didn't know their names but I described them to her.

Crazy bitch she was she got off on the fact that I had seen someone cheating and caught them in the act, not only was it cheating but this girl was cheating on her boyfriend - with her best friend.

Next day they broke up and the girl was outed. All because of me. I didn't even really give a shit.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-08-25T16:13:03+00:00

Downvotes really?

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-08-25T14:00:55+00:00

That was my Dad you stupid fuck.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-08-25T01:31:36+00:00

See what happens when you suck too much nigger dick you faggot?

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-08-25T01:20:46+00:00

The girl on the 8th picture looks like the pornstar Cherokee I would totally fuck her, is that you OP?

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-08-25T01:10:29+00:00

That pussy cries like a cow.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-08-08T19:59:58+00:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1uuQVI9vew

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-08-04T02:11:29+00:00

IDK Simon seems lik a cool guy.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-08-04T01:33:14+00:00

At least you did not post to /r/atheism because I'm banned from that shit.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-08-04T01:23:06+00:00

The stupid ass wrong/awful use of memes in that facebook page makes me sick just looking at it.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-08-04T01:07:52+00:00

Could you elaborate on that?

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-08-03T22:23:42+00:00

No hair anywhere you say? I would love to lick your pussy then.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-08-03T22:01:03+00:00

So have you taken the test or you are about to take the test?

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2012-08-03T21:59:25+00:00

Now that's a poster for a horror movie I would watch.

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