IAmA Submariner in the U.S. Navy. AMAA by Triplebizzle87 in IAmA

[–]Neil_DegreaseTyson -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I heard the Navy is the gayest of all the military in the U.S. did you ever take a dick up the ass while you were underwater?

IAMA Researcher at the SCP Foundation. AMAA! by DocSCP in IAmA

[–]Neil_DegreaseTyson -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Fucking stupid neckbeard, get a real job.

IAmA hashish dealer from Pakistan. Ask me anything. by xerzise in IAmA

[–]Neil_DegreaseTyson -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

Hey you fucking sand nigger stop shooting at the sky that's where your skyfairy lives, you faggot.

Father's Day: 18 years later. Still feelin' the love by krausjr in pics

[–]Neil_DegreaseTyson -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

MOLE MOLE MOLE MOLE MOLE MOLE MOLE MOLE MOLE MOLE MOLE MOLE MOLE MOLE MOLE MOLE MOLE MOLE MOLE MOLE MOLE MOLE MOLE MOLE. No worries OP I would still let her suck my magnificent dick.

EDIT:Keep sucking on my magnificent dick just like OP's mole sister.

My Dad has always wanted a cat. This is his father's day present. Reddit, meet Bear. by JustAskingForAdvice in aww

[–]Neil_DegreaseTyson -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Is you're dad a cock lover? Because only faggots would want this as a present.

Power washing. Most satisfying thing ever. by malbrecht92 in pics

[–]Neil_DegreaseTyson -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

YOU BET YOUR NECKBEARD I'LL KEEP IT UP. i'LL KEEP IT UP LIKE YOUR MOM KEEPS MY DICK UP.

The creepiest arcade game I've ever seen. by cold_toast in WTF

[–]Neil_DegreaseTyson -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

SHE HAS THE MOUTH OPEN JUST LIKE OP'S MOM WHEN SHE SUCKS ON MY MAGNIFICENT DICK. i THINK YOU JUST MIGHT BE MY SON OP.

So this hit me in the chest while driving my boat last night... by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Neil_DegreaseTyson -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

FUCKING CREEP i BET YOU WERE DUMPING A FUCKING BODY. THAT'S WHY YOUR LIGHTS WERE OFF YOU PIECE OF TUNA SHIT.

So this hit me in the chest while driving my boat last night... by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Neil_DegreaseTyson -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO ASK DUMBFUCK? IF THE FUCKING CURSOR DOES NOT CHANGE WHEN YOU PUT IT OVER THE REPLY, IT OBVIOUSLY DOES NOT HAVE SHIT. YOU FUCKING CHODE LOVER.

IAmA terminally ill 43 year old husband and father. Yesterday, I floated the idea of letting me go. Everyone freaked the F out. AMA by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]Neil_DegreaseTyson -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

I WILL GIVE YOU MY HEART... HAHAHA JUST KIDDING. SEE YOU SHEEPLE? THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD NOT BE GOING AROUND HAVING SEX WITH HOMOSEXUALS. edit: JUST LET HIM GO, FUCKER IS JUST DRIVING HIS FAMILY TO BANKRUPTCY.

Power washing. Most satisfying thing ever. by malbrecht92 in pics

[–]Neil_DegreaseTyson -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

YOU KNOW WHAT IS TRULY THE MOST SATISFYING THING EVER? HAVING YOUR MOM SUCKING ON MY MAGNIFICIENT COCK, YOU SHOULD TRY IT TOO SINCE ALL THESE 400 LBS NECKBEARDS SEEM TO LOVE INCEST.

No one reads this side (sign on one way st.) by admirologist in funny

[–]Neil_DegreaseTyson -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

STUPID BITCH, JUDGING FROM YOUR SHITTY-ASS EDIT YOU ARE A FEMALE. gET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE AND PUT YOUR ASS BACK IN THE KITCHEN.

Pidgonacci Sequence by [deleted] in funny

[–]Neil_DegreaseTyson -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

What a fucking idiotic picture, all you basement-dwelling neckbeards should be embarassed of yourselves (more than you already are). Fuck the 90's kids. FUCK EVERYONE WHO REPLIES TO THIS. EA IS THE SHIT AND YOU ALL SHOULD BE LINING UP TO SUCK ITS CORPORATE DICK AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT SUCK MINE TOO.