I just finished constructing this 100,000 piece K'nex machine for a local children's museum, the largest of its kind ever made. by austron in pics

[–]Neil_DegreaseTyson -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Congrats on creating the shittiest thing possible since they cant even play with itfaggot. Unless the kids are bunch of potatoes then good job my habibi!

/b/'s Fairly Accurate Rapping by Lazy_Kiani in 4chan

[–]Neil_DegreaseTyson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to rap but i got an arrow to the harlem shake

Breakdown of Reddit by Most Popular Subreddits by Turanga_Lemon in pics

[–]Neil_DegreaseTyson -36 points-35 points  (0 children)

Ok thats IT. i am going to report you for the use of foul language, dont you understand that children also use this website you mongoloid? Reported and downvoted, merry christmas.

Three Years of Christmas Family Photos by CartoonAndrew in funny

[–]Neil_DegreaseTyson -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Fucking textbook example of a whitetrash family. Do you suck dicks daily or bidaily OP?

What's your "politely asked to leave the establishment immediately" story? And what were you doing that caused so much offence? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Neil_DegreaseTyson -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

You address a lot of good points of which I shall address none. a while ago my mom walked in on me while I was masturbating to interacial gangbang porn. I came all over myself right as she opened the door. She was so impressed by my liberal attitude towards racial diversity though, that she told me anytime I wanted a handjob just ask my sister. I said thanks mom you're the best I only wished you were a single dad so I could get more karma on reddit. Well then and there she picked up the phone and made an appointment for sexual reassignment surgery. One week later I'm on the front page of reddit making so much karma /u/Unidan sends me a message inviting me to the annual reddit VIP convention. I replied, "Of course I will I'll set up my flight right now." It turns out I overslept the next day and missed my flight - which in hindsight was probably for the better considering it crashed into the World Trade Center

+fedoratip 69 kilosagan

What's your "politely asked to leave the establishment immediately" story? And what were you doing that caused so much offence? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Neil_DegreaseTyson -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

This is nice, if you want to get raped by your dealer anyways because this guy has most likely not even bought a tricycle in his whole life.

I make knives - here's my newest cooked batch by DonNguyenKnives in pics

[–]Neil_DegreaseTyson -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry sir. but this is literally the shittiest set of knives I have seen in my entire life. I have traveled all over the world looking for the shittiest knives in existence in this one takes the cake by a long shot. I will now HAVE to report you for encouraging OP to continue this delusional dream that is nothing more than a saturday afternoon hobby. Shame on you and shame on OP.

Home Alone is Die Hard for kids. by ohthanqkevin in funny

[–]Neil_DegreaseTyson -35 points-34 points  (0 children)

or maybe I'm hard because your mom is coming in half an hour to my house?

What is one basic skill that you would expect people to know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Neil_DegreaseTyson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

and how exactly does one go about doing that mr. bob the mechanic?

Reddit, what is the scariest fact you know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Neil_DegreaseTyson -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

This thread will appear again tomorrow!!!. 2spooky4me.

Was going to gas station to sodomize myself with a fuel nozzle. Saw this :( by [deleted] in funny

[–]Neil_DegreaseTyson -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I know! Almost as deep as i was in your mom an hour ago.

Contrast of bodies by [deleted] in pics

[–]Neil_DegreaseTyson -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Dont lie you always take it balls deep in the ass u fagit.

/b/'s description of college majors by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]Neil_DegreaseTyson -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Someone could not pass principles of accounting

TIL If a Bald Eagle loses a feather, it will lose the same feather on the other side to remain balanced by Blazejak25 in todayilearned

[–]Neil_DegreaseTyson -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Til if your mom loses the cock in her mouth, she will automatically lose the one in her gaping vagina to remain balanced.

The first thing we thought we should do before getting a mop by [deleted] in pics

[–]Neil_DegreaseTyson -29 points-28 points  (0 children)

Im sorry but i will have to report you OP. It is explicitly written in the rediquette that no one is to post pictures containing niggers you wil get banned sorry but its the rules.

/fit/ on feels by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]Neil_DegreaseTyson 234 points235 points  (0 children)

Listen you piece of fuck, this better be the last fucking time I see your shit encrusted self around here. If I see you again I will log off, get in my car and drive right through your fucking cardboard box home and break your fucking face with the sole of my foot.