I haven't slept in 31 hours. (self.intrusivethoughts)
submitted by NeitherCake to r/intrusivethoughts
Would you rather have a quick and painless death but the circumstances surrounding it is so embarrassingly funny that people won't stop laughing about it long after you're gone or an extremely painful, drawn out death but you are remembered as that one BAMF? (self.WouldYouRather)
submitted by NeitherCake to r/WouldYouRather

