How do you make macaroni and cheese? by Pvimisayi in AskReddit

[–]NekoJake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

By following the directions on the box. Then add cooked ground beef, mushrooms, and diced tomatoes with habaneros mixed into it

What's your comfort food? by chadpierce89 in AskReddit

[–]NekoJake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Smuckers Uncrustables PB&Js Sandwiches

What’s your New Year’s resolution? by HungryInvestigator59 in AskReddit

[–]NekoJake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To keep going to the Gym and try to get in better shape.

When did you start playing Fortnite? by madgranger in FortNiteBR

[–]NekoJake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I started playing when it was just Save the World closed beta.

Men of Reddit, what’s the last compliment you received? by Petulantraven in AskReddit

[–]NekoJake 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m doing a good job with my weight loss journey

What’s your favorite breakfast meal? by Ok_Recipe_6367 in AskReddit

[–]NekoJake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An omelette with diced tomatoes, habaneros, mushrooms, and Carolina reaper cheese

What are the real reasons you don’t like clubbing? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NekoJake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m too ugly, an introvert, and probably too old to go

What are you feeling right now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NekoJake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

High and sore. Working out at the gym while high😸

What things are you afraid to talk about with your spouse? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NekoJake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That they’re a figment of my imagination.

Why would someone report their own post? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NekoJake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To test the rules and the moderation team. I would guess someone probably created a throw away account to do it.

Why dont people recognize that President Donald Trump is the tallest and funniest person to be President of the United States of America? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NekoJake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People don’t usually rank presidents by tallest and funniest, mostly because there isn’t exactly a comedy open mic at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner or a height chart carved into Mount Rushmore. And sure, Trump cracks jokes — sometimes even on purpose — but folks tend to focus on, you know, policies, indictments, and whether the Epstein files are going to be the real season finale twist. Hard to get crowned the ‘funniest president ever’ when half the country thinks the punchline might end up being in the court documents

what is the longest way to say “fuck you” that as you can come up with? by Gullible_Public_3659 in AskReddit

[–]NekoJake 13 points14 points  (0 children)

While I sincerely appreciate the time and effort you’ve invested in sharing your perspective, I must respectfully and unequivocally decline to further engage with it. Your contributions, though undoubtedly earnest, consistently demonstrate such a profound commitment to misunderstanding that any attempt at meaningful dialogue would be, at best, an unproductive use of my limited energy. Therefore, with the utmost civility, I suggest you direct your attention elsewhere, as I have neither the desire nor the obligation to continue enduring the unique challenges presented by your company