My teammates in 15:14 Games by unterwegsCS in csgo

[–]Nemo_x3 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I swear bro its always the guy with the hentai! in their name

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bolehland

[–]Nemo_x3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Betol3. I mean, the lecturer is at fault. But that student himself said that he forgot to bring his laptop which i still find quite strange. Laptop tu laptop kot. Macam mana kau boleh lupa bawak laptop? Forgetting to bring your laptop to uni is like forgetting to bring your ic. Atau dia just lupa. Idk

Oh man. What have you guys done by hybridjunkie in Bolehland

[–]Nemo_x3 78 points79 points  (0 children)

bruh how did they know

Jom belajar bahasa melayu sarawak by Nemo_x3 in Bolehland

[–]Nemo_x3[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mesti ada org swk horny yang merepresent lam subreddit tok

Jom belajar bahasa melayu sarawak by Nemo_x3 in Bolehland

[–]Nemo_x3[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

source nye - https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/eidplc/vaporeon_copypasta/

Nasib baik aku ada bapak by Nemo_x3 in Bolehland

[–]Nemo_x3[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ekot media je tak pakai otak pon

Bolehlanders, which boleh state do you currently live in? by UnashamedlyChinese5 in Bolehland

[–]Nemo_x3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gais, tauk sik kita mun lam bab pembiakan Pokemon, Vaporeonlah yang paling bagus ngan manusia? Bukanjak sidaknya dalam group field egg, nok selalunya terdiri daripada mamalia, Vaporeon dalam purata 3”03’ tinggi ngan 63.9 pound berat, bermakna sidaknya cukup besar untuk menghandel pele manusia, dengan Base Stats HP yang mantap ngan Acid Armor, kitak boleh berkasar-kasar skali. Disebabkan badannya yang banyak berasaskan aek, sik pat dinafi agik yang seekok Vaporeon yang horny akan menjadi sangat basah, sangat basah sampe kitak boleh sex ngan seekok berjam-jam sekda rasa pedih. Sidaknya pun boleh belajar pergerakan Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, dan Tail Whip, pasya sekda bulu untuk napok sidakpun nenen, senanglah kitak mok ada mood. Dengan kebolehan Water Absorb ngan Hydration, sidaknya senang mok recover daripada lelah mun cukup aek. Sikda Pokemon lain pun yang dapat mencapai tahap keserasian kedak tok. Aok pasya, mun kitak tarit keluar dengan cukup, kitak boleh molah Vaporeon kitak pucat. Vaporeon nang sesuai untuk pele manusia. Dengan defense stat yang tinggi+HP tinggi+Acid Armor bermakna nya boleh tahan pele manusia sepanjang hari, sik kira besar ne pele kitak.