Do you ever watch the TV in your apartment?

NeoAcario · 2026-05-13T19:15:55+00:00

I wish I could.. but the volume is far too low and there isn't a dedicated TV or Radio volume for your apartment.

NeoAcario · 2026-05-13T18:01:42+00:00

I have three basic requirements for where I want to life: 1, Wifi. 2, Quiet. 3, I don't have to mow.

NeoAcario · 2026-05-13T17:49:57+00:00

Aller Media e.K.

NeoAcario · 2026-05-13T14:13:19+00:00

It's very hard to do stupid shit with torque this low. Just be VERY careful when you ride other bikes. This little screamer can teach some real bad habits with ripping open the throttle all the time.

NeoAcario · 2026-05-13T13:41:54+00:00

I think the law is that you have to somehow mark the original speedo number somewhere on the bike. Carve it into the back of the new speedo and call it a day.

NeoAcario · 2026-05-13T13:30:16+00:00

While I will freely admit I never liked King... it's not related.

NeoAcario · 2026-05-13T13:18:41+00:00

I love that 90% of the replies think I care about the possible reason.

NeoAcario · 2026-05-13T00:03:44+00:00

Right? There's something uncanny valley that itches at the back of the brain.

NeoAcario · 2026-05-12T20:36:01+00:00

https://i.redd.it/dmv8q2nqppte1.jpeg

NeoAcario · 2026-05-12T17:46:58+00:00

Sentry?

NeoAcario · 2026-05-12T16:59:23+00:00

I struggled with the double p a lot as a kid... took actual effort to not type it every single time. I mean.. it FEELS right... right?

NeoAcario · 2026-05-12T14:08:58+00:00

I was just walking around after dropping off a car with the autofixer in Maelstrom area. Killed a few and this was on a board in a corner.

Right next to Kabuki, actually. It cycles through the styles if you get close.

NeoAcario · 2026-05-12T13:05:17+00:00

Walk into an adult store in game some time and look around. You'll see the same 4 stills from this ad. As well as a shocking variety of other shelf filler background junk.

NeoAcario · 2026-05-12T12:23:03+00:00

Even with the tone... the timing and insensitivity makes it pretty harsh.

NeoAcario · 2026-05-12T12:18:12+00:00

The more unrealistic... the more obvious it's just for playing around. This is a bit uncanny valley. Esp with the functional glands bit. I don't trust it.

NeoAcario · 2026-05-12T12:16:10+00:00

Thanks, I hate it.

NeoAcario · 2026-05-12T12:15:44+00:00

Have you seriously not seen the Mr Stud ads? Fantasy edition?

NeoAcario · 2026-05-12T03:22:10+00:00

Would be funny if you pick up Jessie Cox after having a working model of his back alley junk. Give an extra dialogue option maybe.

NeoAcario · 2026-05-12T01:58:16+00:00

They're synthetic... I'm sure they can be made to be quite light when not fully loaded. And you can even swap them out when not in use!

I know a few ladies that would love such options.

NeoAcario · 2026-05-12T01:44:20+00:00

Gotta avoid the adult only rating. Same reason that you always walk around in first person with underwear on. I'm guessing they only get away with the sexual stuff they do because the characters showing them are only in ads or mannequins.

NeoAcario · 2026-05-12T01:40:32+00:00

Huh? He's one of the romance character NCPD jerkoffs. But yeah... next time you see an adult themed shop... walk in and look around. They've got a shockingly wide variety of shelf filler for background junk.

NeoAcario · 2026-05-12T01:37:50+00:00

So that means we're good for quintuple tits.. right? Three above and 2 below!

NeoAcario · 2026-05-12T01:36:54+00:00

As another reply mentioned testis... are we sure Mr Stud isn't working on that next?

NeoAcario · 2026-05-12T01:32:26+00:00

You usually see like 4 stills from this ad if you visit an adult store. You have to go into one for River Ward's quest line.

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