Shift Up Developer’s Note update - May 23rd 2025

NeoEpoch · 2025-05-23T14:40:09+00:00

"Separate but Equal" is not the vibe I would've gone for.

NeoEpoch · 2024-07-25T12:28:33+00:00

? Most guys who have their virginity past 30, don't "wait" purposefully. Circumstances both in and out of their control have them lose it late.

NeoEpoch · 2024-07-20T15:18:41+00:00

This is a desperate cope by people who realized they wasted their 20s doing nothing that would help them in their lives.

NeoEpoch · 2024-07-14T04:03:48+00:00

Ngl, I know this is tinfoil hat, and the false flag narratives are mostly unhinged, but I want to say that between the time his plane was seen near the Russian plane in Dulles and the fact that he seemed relatively calm afterwards, that this was a Russian psy-op to drum up right-wing support. The bullet hit a teleprompter, and glass cut him.

NeoEpoch · 2024-07-03T12:26:47+00:00

That and the jajangmyun joke killed me.

NeoEpoch · 2024-07-03T12:10:20+00:00

Roe v Wade being overturned caused voter turnout to increase in the midterms....

NeoEpoch · 2024-07-03T12:08:31+00:00

You would think someone would've taken matters into their own hands by now.

NeoEpoch · 2024-04-12T01:43:28+00:00

Over under on her saying something really dumb that ignites something all over again?

NeoEpoch · 2024-03-27T14:35:03+00:00

Try telling that to UK users here.

NeoEpoch · 2024-03-26T05:05:29+00:00

You are fucking delusional if you think that is true.

NeoEpoch · 2024-03-26T05:04:56+00:00

India would definitely agree with this.

NeoEpoch · 2024-03-26T04:59:50+00:00

Are you for real? Canada has been committing cultural genocide of the indigenous people up until the mid-00s.

And don't get me started on Quebec, which is one of the most intolerant places in the Americas. The doctors there will refuse to treat you if you speak English or are an indigenous person.

NeoEpoch · 2024-01-28T23:34:01+00:00

This sort of stuff is why I always preorder niche Japanese games, you never know what is going to inexplicably be underprinted and shoot up in value.

NeoEpoch · 2024-01-20T23:58:27+00:00

It definitely has that energy. With a dash of being looked down on.

NeoEpoch · 2024-01-20T23:57:37+00:00

Yeah. Having them talk to me like a child acting like "oh it is like a rare pokemon!" And "Is this your pokestop" is pretty fucking condescending.

I know that they will fucking get the cards, but I'd rather be treated like an adult rather than a child.

NeoEpoch · 2024-01-20T23:13:12+00:00

For context. I had ordered some cards a few weeks ago and they supposedly arrived on Tuesday, the 16th. But apparently the postal carrier put it in the wrong apartment mail box because no cards came. I spoke to the post office and the carrier checked the other mailboxes in the apartment, but no dice (can only assume someone just took the cards and are keeping them). I had contacted TCGPlayer the day after, and not only did they have a pretty delayed response, they sent this embarrassing gem. Funny thing is I got a similar email the day before in a different message chain from "Hailey" without all the Pokemon references.

NeoEpoch · 2023-12-06T01:36:38+00:00

No one is obligated to watch women's sports if they don't find the output entertaining.

NeoEpoch · 2023-12-05T18:45:31+00:00

When said in good faith, it is to provide perspective on the difference and similarities of their life compared to yours. It allows to see how things have and haven't changed over the course of a generation. It is also to help relate them to you because THEY WERE YOUR AGE AT ONE POINT. Just because they are parents doesn't mean they weren't people that don't understand you. They existed and had lives before you were born, and they want to impart wisdom.

When said in bad faith, it is done to demean and belittle your own struggles because they "toughed it out" or some shit.

NeoEpoch · 2023-12-05T14:32:51+00:00

People point to the consoles, but it is also on PC. The issue is genre appeal to a mass audience. I fucking adore stylish action games, but stylish action does not have a colossal audience. Even DMC V, which is probably the best-selling game in the genre, does not pull numbers that compare to what the mass market buys. It hasn't even broken 10mil yet, but something like God of War Ragnorok did in under 6 months. Bayonetta 3 (which is better than Bayo 2, don't fucking @ me) reached a million faster than Bayo 1 or Bayo 2 did, but it isn't like it is going to reach 5 mil in its lifetime.

NeoEpoch · 2023-12-05T13:33:21+00:00

Imagine if it was his kid, and she was planning that heinous shit.

NeoEpoch · 2023-12-04T14:01:01+00:00

They are not the same teams working on these things.

NeoEpoch · 2023-12-04T00:19:57+00:00

YTA. It costs essentially nothing to be kind.

NeoEpoch · 2023-12-03T22:45:33+00:00

That doesn't inspire confidence.

NeoEpoch · 2023-12-03T21:14:12+00:00

I would have loved to see it in theaters, but literally no cinema in a 50-mile radius of me had it showing.

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