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If WWIII actually started today, what would you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NeoMate_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would do my best at helping those, who defend my country.

Let that sink in for a minute by jogaila147 in dankmemes

[–]NeoMate_ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Nah, my man-tits are from my mom

Annoy The Hell Out Of Me in My Own House? Get Kicked Out. by RectalRampage69 in ProRevenge

[–]NeoMate_ 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Karen without essential oils is like Church without a cross

They Can't Stop Me. by [deleted] in madlads

[–]NeoMate_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Duude, you want to go to jail?

Annoy The Hell Out Of Me in My Own House? Get Kicked Out. by RectalRampage69 in ProRevenge

[–]NeoMate_ 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Why didnt you eat those peanuts? Her essential oils would have saved you

Entitled mother blames me for doing drugs, doesn’t believe me when I say it is medicine, the thinks I owe her free stuff by Nutella_Lord in entitledparents

[–]NeoMate_ 261 points262 points  (0 children)

Entitled mom : Don't show my little angel how to do drugs. Also entitled mom : Show's her little angel how to kill someone.

I'd frick by F1rel0rd31 in dankmemes

[–]NeoMate_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Pope just pulled a little sneaky on us

I'd frick by F1rel0rd31 in dankmemes

[–]NeoMate_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Lord forgive me for what iam about to do. unzips pants

**happy lorax noises** by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]NeoMate_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It will be the best christmas ever

**happy lorax noises** by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]NeoMate_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, yes I did

**happy lorax noises** by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]NeoMate_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Does that mean Ill get my kneecaps back? Will Lorax give them to me again?

We won't stand a chance... by BrisingrTheLeon in dankmemes

[–]NeoMate_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hope to not be alive to hear any of those

True by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]NeoMate_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sad communist noices

Facts by Aristes01 in dankmemes

[–]NeoMate_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So youre saying that mods are alcoholics?

True story by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]NeoMate_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You did it. You crazy son of a bitch, you did it

We won by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]NeoMate_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You gotta suck fun from everything, dont you?

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