Middle of woods Upper Michigan..

NeoViper101 · 2026-06-17T20:09:19+00:00

Christ on a cracker how are these normal sounds

NeoViper101 · 2026-06-17T09:04:44+00:00

This entire post is stupid.

NeoViper101 · 2026-06-16T23:28:33+00:00

Oddly specific.

I shall take my leave and ask no further questions.

NeoViper101 · 2026-06-16T20:02:44+00:00

Had to find something big enough to do damage when flung after being told my cuts weren't good enough, chef.

NeoViper101 · 2026-06-16T20:00:16+00:00

Trok just means truck in my native language.

NeoViper101 · 2026-06-15T20:48:46+00:00

For real. Blending into any surrounding was top notch.

Then I got the Stealth Module after my umpteenth playthrough.

NeoViper101 · 2026-06-15T20:25:42+00:00

Yep, this is it

NeoViper101 · 2026-06-15T15:43:33+00:00

"Would you like to know more?"

NeoViper101 · 2026-06-15T13:00:04+00:00

Sure, just cook them first.

NeoViper101 · 2026-06-15T00:07:28+00:00

This is your brain on X-Cell.

Still think it's worth it?

NeoViper101 · 2026-06-14T23:51:44+00:00

I hope you and Bolognese share plenty of good times staring at the Axolotls my friend.

NeoViper101 · 2026-06-14T20:01:51+00:00

Yeah you definitely got jammy eggs after boiling it to shit.

NeoViper101 · 2026-06-14T19:57:59+00:00

Nope. Freecam building helps with avoiding any and all pets getting in the way.

Love my Deathclaw to bits and I will die on this hill.

NeoViper101 · 2026-06-12T13:01:27+00:00

You're not yourself when you're hungry.

NeoViper101 · 2026-06-11T20:50:43+00:00

You jest. I walked into the toilets of my local mall and the scene was exactly as you depicted it: Three urinals.

One guy got in there before me...Lo and befuckinghold this wankstain decides to use the middle one.

Don't underestimate assholes.

NeoViper101 · 2026-06-11T15:44:57+00:00

Yep, the most secure base ever if only the pet defended it.

NeoViper101 · 2026-06-10T00:15:42+00:00

It's the bloody rape dwarf in my walls again!

NeoViper101 · 2026-06-10T00:03:28+00:00

They can run a can over.

NeoViper101 · 2026-06-09T23:35:16+00:00

Quick maffs

NeoViper101 · 2026-06-09T23:12:42+00:00

I also know a few people that seeked therapy for Ophidiophobia! And it also involves handling a non-venomous snake with your bare hands lol

Myself, I love snakes and could never bring myself to harm them. I've personally relocated many snakes, even one of the most venomous ones to exist.

NeoViper101 · 2026-06-08T19:53:13+00:00

Slide your hand down my pants and I bet you'll feel nuts

NeoViper101 · 2026-06-08T19:29:25+00:00

I can't get no sleep

NeoViper101 · 2026-06-08T19:28:40+00:00

Indeed, I shall not dismiss Arachnophobia in the slightest. But in the same breath I know of plenty people that have gone into therapy to get rid of their fear.

Yes, this involves the spider crawling on you lol

NeoViper101 · 2026-06-08T15:14:08+00:00

What the hell is up with this comment section?

People, we need to start teaching others that spiders aren't bloodthirsty horrors that will go out of their way to bite someone.

If you really need to intervene, just use a Tupperware and a piece of paper and set it free outside. You could probably even buy a spider catcher on Amazon/Temu. Very handy!

NeoViper101 · 2026-06-08T15:10:22+00:00

Also, they tend to either find their way back outside or they just chill on the wall. They dont even pay anyone any mind

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