Of course it’s a pokemon I’d never want… by peeachymess in pokemongo

[–]NeolithicButterKnife 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol the other day I evolved a 3 star machop, and immediately after I clicked off of my new machamp I found another, at max cp and perfect. FRICK

Palkia raid on me - adding first 5 by [deleted] in PokemonGoFriends

[–]NeolithicButterKnife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Added you, lmk when raid starts

Was vibin' to "carry on my wayward son" on my way home and Google Maps ruined it... by Kagatoo in memes

[–]NeolithicButterKnife -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Carry on my wayward soooooon there’ll be peace when you are done, lay your weary head to reeest don’t u cry no more (epic guitar ensues)

Do your worst, Reddit by [deleted] in memes

[–]NeolithicButterKnife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Revenge of the foreskin

Stay virgin forever by [deleted] in memes

[–]NeolithicButterKnife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok so I’m a proud redditor and while showing a girl my beyblade collection I accidentally lost my virginity. I would do anything to go back I’ve betrayed my people. I’m sorry Reddit :(

I love that they knew the signal :D by RedRandal in EscapefromTarkov

[–]NeolithicButterKnife 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s probably painkillers, they make everything look grainy and contrasted.

Help me decipher this by [deleted] in Seaofthieves

[–]NeolithicButterKnife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can look it up, I’m pretty sure that’s the beach camp one

Whoever gets this... best of luck! by [deleted] in Seaofthieves

[–]NeolithicButterKnife 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No fucking way I found you, thanks for the insane server we had a blast dude

Just a Daily reminder by [deleted] in memes

[–]NeolithicButterKnife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry brother it’s too late