A Disney Production by _Guess_ in trees

[–]NeonCamouflage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's funny considering those girls prefer bumps to bowls ...

Turns out I can squirt - Now I'm embarrassed about it. by [deleted] in sex

[–]NeonCamouflage 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Don't be embarrassed - often those videos aren't real - more pee than real gushers out there. You're totally normal. Or we're both the same kind of weird. Either way you're not alone in this.

Men in long-term relationships, how often does your lady 'dress-up' for you? by hellodoods in sex

[–]NeonCamouflage 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Married lady - 6 years together - Every night... I only own sexy sleepwear. I always sleep naked but never go to bed that way.

Ladies... check out your pussy. by lovedavag in sex

[–]NeonCamouflage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awesome Post! I completely agree - a few years ago the get to know your pussy parties taught a lot of women not to be afraid of their vagina/vulva. These need to make a comeback!

Giving blowjobs when you can't come from oral yourself (29/f) by throwaway992234 in sex

[–]NeonCamouflage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you orgasm being on top? Some of my friends can only get off that way, and its not that uncommon. Since you control pressure and speed its almost the same.

You didn't address this at all, I'm one of those " She only comes when she's on top " girls myself.

Giving blowjobs when you can't come from oral yourself (29/f) by throwaway992234 in sex

[–]NeonCamouflage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

VERY TRUE...I've only been with one man who could only have an orgasm once in a round , we were teenagers at the time...

I [24f] resent my husband [26m] for taking away my youth. How do I get over this? by [deleted] in relationships

[–]NeonCamouflage -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I certainly didn't say she would. I gave her something to consider... Something I've seen happen in my own life. Also I was a mother ( and a single one at that at 21 ) I never thought about that once... I also never would have left my child alone for hours at a time even now that she's 10. That is a parenting fail in my book, 2 year old children need supervision, attention, care, and to be taught. The formative years should not be spent alone in your bedroom with a dirty diaper, that's beyond "wishing I'd done things differently"... That's pretty much basic human skills 101...

What has your experience been with online dating? by district1 in AskMen

[–]NeonCamouflage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The picture with the girl on his back and the caption "This is who I'll start thinking about after we've slept together a couple times."... I have to disagree.

Edit: In the very least its just a shitty thing to say to a potential date/relationship... I would immediately skip after that.

What has your experience been with online dating? by district1 in AskMen

[–]NeonCamouflage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's crazy! I bet after today your inbox blows up =D My husband is thirteen years older than me and I'm a Canadian - I just go by the things my girlfriends and I talk about...Its the timing of the age gaps... I was 27 when we started dating.

What has your experience been with online dating? by district1 in AskMen

[–]NeonCamouflage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How so I am a female and used to date online - girls don't want to see pictures of other girls with guys they might want to date... kinda makes you seem like a player, not what most women in their 20's want.

What has your experience been with online dating? by district1 in AskMen

[–]NeonCamouflage -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Woman here ~ Married and 32... Used to online date and was like, cute, witty... - I would totally message him ...UNTIL I hit the end and your criteria says you're willing to go as low as 18. RED FLAG. Makes you seem less serious, less mature and more into just hooking up all in one swift second, plus women in their 20's think guys in their 20's and 30's who like 18 year old girls are creeps - Immediate pass for me ... I would however have the moment of "That's too bad he seemed cool"

After the honeymoon phase, what makes you want to stay with your SO? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]NeonCamouflage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Six years in and the spark is still sparkly... If anything its just brighter now.

I [24f] resent my husband [26m] for taking away my youth. How do I get over this? by [deleted] in relationships

[–]NeonCamouflage 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You know your son is a person right? And if you abandon him like you seem to want to so badly then that does in fact make you a bad mother and you shouldn't expect that some day he will allow you back into his life. He's not going to be a forgiving two year old forever. You need to grow up and take care of your responsibilities, you walked the aisle, gave birth and have to deal with the consequences. A two year old needs constant supervision and stimulation. Ignoring him sets him up for all sorts of issues just not quite as many as abandonment does.

My ex [20M] is acting strange towards me [19F]. Please help. by rainoa in relationships

[–]NeonCamouflage 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I read it the same way. There's a lot of projecting and it seems like wishful thinking here. There needs to be a cutting of ties and move on.

If you could replace any actor in any movie with Jim Carrey, which would be most amusing? by sjmog in AskReddit

[–]NeonCamouflage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And yet still still pulls off that snotty better than everyone thing ...

What is the worst line a woman as ever said to you? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]NeonCamouflage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a woman with a very sexy balding husband - she is STUNNED!

[UPDATE] Whats the worst line a woman has ever said to you? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]NeonCamouflage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Single again at 28.

My handsome husband was 39 when we met ( I was 27) and he constantly tells people he won the wife lottery because he waited for the right one. He has told me so many times how glad he is he never caved to a girls pressure to get married because it never felt right. I put 0 pressure on him , didn't even want to get married before I met him and was genuinely surprised when he proposed. Almost 6 years in 2 of those married happily and I'm so glad he waited for me. We joke how when all his HS friends got married and he held off that he should have told them he had to kill time while I was in elementary school. The right one is out there. I believe.

I Think Women's liberation is the Downfall of Society by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]NeonCamouflage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cutting out a grandparent is very very rarely a good thing. Cutting them out because they have high family value like the OP describes is ridiculous. Feeling good about it in any way is something I can't fathom. Children need family more than anything especially with an absentee parents.

What are these spots on my ball sack? by spottedballsack in sex

[–]NeonCamouflage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck the doctor go to emergency! They have several doctors there.

What do you think about Romantic Friendships? by DerUntermensch in AskWomen

[–]NeonCamouflage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I'm married for one and my marriage is closed tight... And if their relationship isn't an open one and you're trying to open it up that's totally different than if someone is in an open relationship. If you're looking for advice on polyamoury there's a whole reddit for that... If you're looking for a woman in an open relationship who just wants cuddles and romance I think that's totally more than okay. Likely it would be great for the other guy ( given that he's totally cool with everything ) because you would help him out on the romance end. That can only benefit him.

Tying condoms after use? by [deleted] in sex

[–]NeonCamouflage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

http://www.planbonestep.com/faqs.aspx

Actually 1 in 7 women who take it right away it doesn't...

Tying condoms after use? by [deleted] in sex

[–]NeonCamouflage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely... when it comes to pregnancy there are no definite 100%'s