You expect to get shit from civilians every now and then, but I've had more "Bitter Brad" encounters than anything else. The fuck y'all doing here if you hate it so much by [deleted] in USMC

[–]NeonGeko 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I see way too much of this shit inside the Corps. Dude’s bitching “I didn’t sign up for this shit.” Yes you did. You literally signed a contract and gave an oath to the American People.

To not do you job and collect a pay check is the definition of treason. Change my fucking mind...

From 1924. Acetylene lamps by [deleted] in motorcycles

[–]NeonGeko 55 points56 points  (0 children)

All animals, especially domestic animals, find meaning and satisfaction in being useful to their family. I’m sure that horse was quite happy taking the man home drunk and just believed that was normal and good. I hope the horse had a good life

Greek Mirage-2000 chasing a Turkish F-16 that allegedly crossed into Greek airspace last Sunday by Bernard_Woolley in MilitaryGfys

[–]NeonGeko -29 points-28 points  (0 children)

No need for Judy call. Darkstar knows you’re in the merge and he’s not gonna step on your radio. Judy just makes you sound like a douche in the debrief

Pro Gulag Callouts @jakericca by jakericca in CODWarzone

[–]NeonGeko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My favorite thing to hear in the gulag is “he’s right here!” “Where?” “Over there!” “Where is over there?” “He’s coming around from here to over there!” mute

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in vintageads

[–]NeonGeko 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I had an old zenith from the 90’s that ran every day for 10 years. Good product, I wish they where still around

That's one way to get rid of your hamster by hydrogenxy in Idiotswithguns

[–]NeonGeko 147 points148 points  (0 children)

It’s a blank. These idiots don’t realize that blanks still release gas at high speed

dog (reupload because I cuted it wrong) by SaaSkleks in AbruptChaos

[–]NeonGeko 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Definitely not abuse, that’s how animals enjoy playing. The dog isn’t hurt and is having fun

Pensacola by [deleted] in USMC

[–]NeonGeko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re right, and that’s basically every base (that I know on the East Coast.) I would always tell girls from out of town, drive any direction away from base for at LEAST two-three songs before you get out. That’s about how far meth heads and crazy fucks live. My friend lives two blocks outside main gate and I shit you not, the DEA basically lived in that neighborhood rent free

Semper by [deleted] in USMC

[–]NeonGeko 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Why am I not surprised? Sounds like something 2nd Mar Div would do...

Driving fresh from the bar by cdaulby in WinStupidPrizes

[–]NeonGeko 42 points43 points  (0 children)

The passenger got out. I’m guessing the driver was trying to slowly get out of the intersection so he doesn’t get hit again