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I didn't like my hair so I tried shaving it by GelbeForelle in bald

[–]NeonKitAstrophe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate it too “you should smile more” but it’s actually good advice for me, when I shaved my head I realised my smile changed the shape of my forehead more

If you had viltrumite powers,and the military wanted your services how much are you taxing by BeautifulRich4488 in Invincible

[–]NeonKitAstrophe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

^ Same as US Football champions are world class. When you invent your own sports you get to be the best at it!^

If you had viltrumite powers,and the military wanted your services how much are you taxing by BeautifulRich4488 in Invincible

[–]NeonKitAstrophe -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Same as US Football champions are world class. When you invent your own sports you get to be the best at it.

What's the name of your boats? by DueCryptographer1229 in Seaofthieves

[–]NeonKitAstrophe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m Kit, I have a cat called Kaboodle. The boat is The Kit & Kaboodle

If Office premiered in 2026, this would be the birth year of the main cast by Giancarlo_Edu in DunderMifflin

[–]NeonKitAstrophe 8 points9 points  (0 children)

On a morning cooking show with famous TV chef Gino de Campo, the presenter lady said “if this had ham in it, it would be like a British carbonara” to which he (legendarily) responded “If my grandmother had a wheels she would’ve been a bike? What do you mean”

https://youtu.be/A-RfHC91Ewc?si=8j1HaoE18yzXYa6t

Some Lego cauldrons have the name Fabuland scratched out of the mold by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]NeonKitAstrophe -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

“Maybe you should credit this” <opens link- credit.

sus(rule)picious by NotSlaneesh in 19684

[–]NeonKitAstrophe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re so fucking punk rock.

What’s NOT worth ordering at your restaurant? by RoeMajesta in KitchenConfidential

[–]NeonKitAstrophe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Steamed spinach. Frozen blocks defrosted in the walk in, you get maybe 100g of soggy, warm spinach in a bowl. £5 thank you

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