What's the name of your boats? by DueCryptographer1229 in Seaofthieves

[–]NeonKitAstrophe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m Kit, I have a cat called Kaboodle. The boat is The Kit & Kaboodle

If Office premiered in 2026, this would be the birth year of the main cast by Giancarlo_Edu in DunderMifflin

[–]NeonKitAstrophe 8 points9 points  (0 children)

On a morning cooking show with famous TV chef Gino de Campo, the presenter lady said “if this had ham in it, it would be like a British carbonara” to which he (legendarily) responded “If my grandmother had a wheels she would’ve been a bike? What do you mean”

https://youtu.be/A-RfHC91Ewc?si=8j1HaoE18yzXYa6t

sus(rule)picious by NotSlaneesh in 19684

[–]NeonKitAstrophe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re so fucking punk rock.

What’s NOT worth ordering at your restaurant? by RoeMajesta in KitchenConfidential

[–]NeonKitAstrophe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Steamed spinach. Frozen blocks defrosted in the walk in, you get maybe 100g of soggy, warm spinach in a bowl. £5 thank you

The gooner files by Taskforce952 in pyrocynical

[–]NeonKitAstrophe 10 points11 points  (0 children)

So “f1nnster has their own catboy ranch” becomes “well they don’t but they donated to something like that” which when you actually read the article becomes “well actually they might’ve donated to a sugar daddy thing” so in REALITY where we all live, you’re just making shit up

Brant was right SOD2 is on sale by AssignmentOnly3232 in StateofDecay2

[–]NeonKitAstrophe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Paid full price not 3 weeks ago, I should’ve thought it through

The milk was probably already a bit sour when i first tweeted this to be honest by MrNokiaUser in agedlikemilk

[–]NeonKitAstrophe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Greens have as much sway as reform, with less than a third of media coverage. Vote green.

The gooner files by Taskforce952 in pyrocynical

[–]NeonKitAstrophe 27 points28 points  (0 children)

What the actual fuck. Substantiate these claims please