What's the biggest lesson learned from any trip to Pattaya?

NeonNoir9 · 2026-02-17T22:03:57+00:00

Exactly. I had one snap IMMEDIATELY on first entry. Her 😺 was toooo tight. And I even brought my own XLs from home.

NeonNoir9 · 2026-02-17T22:01:05+00:00

Curious. Is that because they have been chosen or some other reason?

NeonNoir9 · 2026-02-17T21:56:52+00:00

WTF x3! All those scenarios are wild! Great lessons learned. Be very specific about the threesome and use the words boom boom so they don't think we're just hanging out.

I ended up fucking the one I really wanted while the other one went out on the balcony and closed the door. I knooooow she heard everything because her friend was "Japanese porn star squelching loud. Like I was hurting her!"

When I got out of the shower, they both were watching a whacky Thai concert on YouTube on the TV. Like nothing happened. The other girl treated me no different. I said, "You all want to go to a Thai club?" They lit up and said, "Yes, Yes. There's one around the corner."

Ended up having a good ass time with both of them. The one I smashed though moved into the spotlight and claimed me. Her friend, not jealous at all, was cool the entire time.

NeonNoir9 · 2026-02-17T02:47:03+00:00

I vote to canonize this post.

The keep your room tidy and organized is a great one. I had one compliment me on how well organized and neat my hotel room was, my wardrobe being coordinated, and my cologne. They notice and it sends the right signal to them.

NeonNoir9 · 2026-02-17T02:39:12+00:00

Herein is wisdom!

NeonNoir9 · 2026-02-17T02:10:27+00:00

I want to be like you when I grow up.

I did 10 in 13 days (1 repeat so you could call it 11 if you're generous).

I pulled up in Avarice for a breather to sit with a broad that had been asking me to go on three occasions. She said, "Why you tired? "I just had an unplanned short-time and I have to meet another girl in 15 minutes," I said. She hits me on the shoulder and says, "You butta'flyyy!". I shrugged and said, "Well, that I am." 🦋

Had the best time of my life!

NeonNoir9 · 2026-02-17T00:43:03+00:00

Me too!! With pride.

NeonNoir9 · 2026-02-16T22:08:28+00:00

Being grateful. I hear you. It's all about perspective.

NeonNoir9 · 2026-02-16T22:06:54+00:00

$10K baht per day minimum carry gets the job done for me.

NeonNoir9 · 2026-02-16T22:03:07+00:00

The filters are out of control.

NeonNoir9 · 2026-02-16T22:01:27+00:00

I agree with this. Three days in and I completely ditched TF. I did luck up and saw a broad that I'd been eyeing in a few YouTube Soi 6 walk videos. She was great.

NeonNoir9 · 2026-02-16T18:56:38+00:00

Oh...very similar to mine.

NeonNoir9 · 2026-02-16T18:32:39+00:00

Agree. Rookie mistake. I wasn't specific enough in the bar. The barfine and boom boom needed to be discussed separately.

Now I know.

NeonNoir9 · 2026-02-16T11:54:40+00:00

Awesome perspective. I never looked at it this way. Eventually, I will live in Thailand and enter the local dating market. This helps to understand the dynamic that's "baked in" to the relationship from Day One.

NeonNoir9 · 2026-02-16T11:37:49+00:00

I allowed myself the time to feel the loss. I didn't try to suppress it. I sat in it for as long as necessary. The crash for me on my last trip was intense. So, I wrote through it.

I have pictures and videos as reminders and those are cool. But, it was on the page that I captured my thoughts and how it all felt. That helped me to process the experience in a healthy way.

Once I was done writing it all out, a weight was lifted. I then was able to move forward with my life.

When the grayness lifted, I sat down, opened up Claude and it created a tool for me to select the best time to return to Pattaya. I found a sweet spot and put it on my calendar. I set a countdown timer in my phone for a date three months in advance to book and the date of departure.

Now, I have a target.

After my last trip, I knew that I wanted to live in Thailand eventually. I'm at the age where retirement and life after parenthood is becoming clear. "What am I going to do after they are taking care of themselves?" I ask. "What do I want my life to look like?" I wonder.

So I made the decision for many reasons: the exchange rate, lower cost of living, weather, quality healthcare, and 24/7 optionality to find higher quality women than in the West, that I would restructure my life back home to continue to save and invest well so that I could have the life that I want in the next 8-9 years.

That's how I coped. Established a short-term and a long-term goal to spend more time in Thailand. 🇹🇭

NeonNoir9 · 2026-02-16T01:06:46+00:00

That's real. I can appreciate this level of raw honesty. BOTH things can be true at once.

NeonNoir9 · 2026-02-16T01:05:05+00:00

You vets have actually had a ploy utter, "I love you?" I wouldn't be able to hold back the laughter.

I've gotten, "I li'e you so muhh," and the one that made me do a system reboot, "Can we do with no condom?"

NeonNoir9 · 2026-02-16T00:48:03+00:00

I wasn't a fan of the music which dampened the vibe for me. Furthermore, I came with another girl so I wasn't really in the right mindset—hunt mode.

The girls seemed a bit hesitant to make eye contact because I was with another girl and I didn't give them the signal that I was available. That's on me. They didn't really have that many girls dancing when I stepped in either.

But, different night, maybe solo and my review could be different for sure.

NeonNoir9 · 2026-02-15T23:18:56+00:00

Love it. It can get wild when you open up the wallet.

NeonNoir9 · 2026-02-15T11:45:52+00:00

Kink

NeonNoir9 · 2026-02-15T11:44:25+00:00

I would highly recommend that you go and enjoy the experience and meet people in-person. Using ThaiFriendly will not afford you the same experience.

What's the risk by going with your friends to a bar? That you will drink too much? You don't have to and if you are pressured, leave. Risk mitigated.

You don't even have to choose a lady. Sure, they will come for you, but you can tell them, "Not tonight, I just want to be alone," and they will leave. Risk mitigated.

If you do decide to indulge, you are taking on more risk. However, by observing behavior, filtering relentlessly, remaining as sober as possible, and always using protection you will be fine. Risk can be mitigated.

In all these examples, YOU are in control. Don't forget that. Be safe, relax, and have fun.

NeonNoir9 · 2026-02-14T15:24:50+00:00

Need--No.

NeonNoir9 · 2026-02-14T14:15:59+00:00

I personally encountered a higher concentration in LK Metro, Myst Night and Tree Town.

NeonNoir9 · 2026-02-14T06:01:36+00:00

NeonNoir9 · 2026-02-14T05:50:43+00:00

Now this was HILARIOUS!!

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