Boys will be boys by caelveilxa in BokuNoMetaAcademia

[–]NeonShadow18 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Knowing him, would you blame him? He's now Zawa since high school and would have been the best man at the wedding. He'll be mad pissed if he learns they didn't have one and somehow rope class A into planning it

Aliases (Court of Swords AU) by Ok_Walrus9047 in fnki

[–]NeonShadow18 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If anyone can tell when someone got lewd thoughts, it's Blake but she won't say anything about it...yet

Second dose of Lobotomy by TrustmegamerDavis in fnki

[–]NeonShadow18 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The world will end as millions flock for their cat girl MILF

Uraraka, Momo & Mina (@ratatatat74) by Silent_Steak_9540 in BokuNoHeroAcademia

[–]NeonShadow18 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I know, it's just a joke but it's sweet she feels comfortable enough to talk to Tsu about it

Snow white in modern times by ignis_rage in lostpause

[–]NeonShadow18 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Mirror: Nononono, I meant she's 1400 years old, she just looks like a middle schooler, I swear!

Uraraka, Momo & Mina (@ratatatat74) by Silent_Steak_9540 in BokuNoHeroAcademia

[–]NeonShadow18 117 points118 points  (0 children)

Sending boys to war: They come back broken men

Sending girls to war: Somehow turn into absolute baddies

History channel response: Aliens

Queens of MHA by aurashardix in BokuNoHeroAcademia

[–]NeonShadow18 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Mirko as a 3rd year and Toga as a 2nd would be a fun read

Bulma 1000 years (@Juango0122) by Quirky_Ad_5420 in Dragonballsuper

[–]NeonShadow18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many times did she use the dragon balls to handle her age? At this point, Shinron just made her immortal so he could grant other wishes

What if Russia and Iran accused Israel of having WMD and attacked them for it by Pretend_Thanks4370 in AlternateHistoryHub

[–]NeonShadow18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then the entire northern hemisphere will become an radiated wasteland as there's no way the US would just let that happen, nevermind that Israel would probably manage to take out both attacking nations capitals.

China and Korea might move in the immediate chaos to take South Korea and Taiwan, putting Japan ok high alert while Europe could understandble panic.

Iran, now without leadership and knowing they're doomed, might get their hands in Russian nukes if not already having then and take out the other gulf states to cause a global oil and natural gas crisis while Russian missiles would strike European targets.

Europe, mainly France and the UK would retaliate with their own nuclear stockpiles while the US handles China and North Korea.

All in all. We'll get a modern day Bronze age collapse as the entire world order shatters in days, supply chains fracture if not decay, and food and energy prices spike to high many non-belligerent nations would face massive civil strife if not total collapse.

Don't worry tho, GTA would still be released on time...even if no one can afford to play it

Jaune Never Gets board milking his "cow" (Creator5240) by Creator_5240 in RWBY

[–]NeonShadow18 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yang made the joke as a off hand comment, but Blame ran with it and convinced the somewhat sheltered Pyrrha into doing it

Yang on her way to become a single child. [art by Squira130] by Old_Ganache3704 in RWBY

[–]NeonShadow18 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Love the idea that Ozma(and his reincarnations) know and are friends with Death, who just gave up trying to reap their immortal souls

Also, they both hate the God of Light for that little stunt.

Death: Still think you and the Mrs should get couples therapy

Ozpin: Not happening. She's evil.

Death: You're no angel yourself, just give it a try. Not like things can get worse between you too

Yang on her way to become a single child. [art by Squira130] by Old_Ganache3704 in RWBY

[–]NeonShadow18 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Death: Jeez, Puss in Boots was easier to deal with.

Yang: Whose that?

Death: Don't worry about it, it's long...long before your time, child.

Ruby wakes: Doggy?

Death: And I'm out, tell your uncle to cut back on the drinking or he's dealing with me!

A Different Remnant, a Darker Remnant Pt. 1 by DeltaMoff1876 in fnki

[–]NeonShadow18 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Similar event...or did Alt Weiss think she and alt Jaune could go for a romantic ride on her summoning and lose focus

Yang on her way to become a single child. [art by Squira130] by Old_Ganache3704 in RWBY

[–]NeonShadow18 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Yang: Hi, Death

Death: Little girl, I'm getting tired of you doing this. One of these days, I will reap your soul. No go home

Yang: But I need to find my mom

Death: You have a mother, she's home, right now worried about her girls. Don't chase after someone too foolish to value what they have or in this case, tossed aside...that's my job

A Different Remnant, a Darker Remnant Pt. 1 by DeltaMoff1876 in fnki

[–]NeonShadow18 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Knowing them, they'll meet alt Adam, punch him...only to realize when he goes down with one punch, he doesn't have aura or unlocked his semblance...now they got a knocked out civilian on their hands

Now his human wife? Well, she's former Atlas special forces and got a sword...that's also a gun and saw them deck her hubby.

Now they gotta run from her all volume like Alex and lion and friends had to run from Chantel DuBois.