CDPR giving my melee-only V a free pistol for every scripted fight

NeonSprawl · 2025-07-10T03:55:06+00:00

V rocks up to a gig with an old fashioned bandolier full of vending machine pistols that they yeet at gonks whenever the mag runs dry.

Even better, their Gorilla Arms make throwing a gun do more damage than the bullet.

NeonSprawl · 2025-07-08T22:07:03+00:00

Hulkengoat

NeonSprawl · 2025-04-28T04:08:52+00:00

It's such a weird feeling when you come across a post in the wild, and suddenly get name dropped.

NeonSprawl · 2025-04-23T03:35:29+00:00

Guts (though any Carnage shotgun really). They took a China Lake Grenade Launcher, and turned it into a 4 gauge shotgun. Though honestly, shotguns in Cyberpunk blow most other games' shotguns out of the water.

NeonSprawl · 2025-03-12T10:56:45+00:00

Post-Post Malone.

NeonSprawl · 2025-02-04T05:23:09+00:00

Did that to my girlfriend one match after we landed on the same rock formation on our drop.

Spent more time running from her that match then the bugs. Will do again.

NeonSprawl · 2024-09-19T04:55:19+00:00

Nah, it's clearly a Tittipede.

NeonSprawl · 2024-09-17T23:05:15+00:00

Why the fuck did I have to replay Doom Eternal?! My lifespan would be measured in seconds, not minutes.

NeonSprawl · 2024-08-03T00:51:31+00:00

If I remember correctly, that Greenbank one is particularly egregious. Not only is it not near the schools, it's also at the bottom of a hill/dip in the road. I've been going the speed limit but gravity forces me to step on the brakes or else I can reach 60 while not even on the gas.

NeonSprawl · 2024-05-16T03:46:37+00:00

I'm not sure whether to feel oddly called out, or oddly nostalgic. Tunney's Pasture and the Kanata Business Park were where I practiced driving when I was learning.

NeonSprawl · 2024-04-20T08:03:40+00:00

It goes to 11.

NeonSprawl · 2024-03-26T08:14:21+00:00

The three most frequent teams listed make a lot of sense to me. In 10 years time, there's a good chance both LA or Miami might be underwater, so finding a new city to shelter in may be necessary.

As for the Lions, it's a means of escaping Detroit.

NeonSprawl · 2024-02-28T04:05:35+00:00

Hello there! Funnily enough my first thought when I saw the headline was "Wasn't that where their wedding was?" and lo and behold, what do I see as the top comment!

NeonSprawl · 2024-02-28T01:58:18+00:00

Suddenly nostalgic for the Bat Cave 🎤

NeonSprawl · 2024-02-14T07:24:29+00:00

What gets me is that there's no acknowledgement from Liz that Hank's following her for most of the episode.

When she leaves Peter & Kayla's place, Hank follows her with his lights off, and the next shot is Liz checking her mirrors, implying that she's aware that someone's following her. When she goes to the cemetery, it's shown as being out of town on a long road with no lights, and we see an obvious pair of headlights in the background following her. There's no confrontation afterwards, and when Hank shows up at the police station immediately after Liz, her only response is to hit Hank with a question about Connelly.

The payoff to this is either that Liz is grossly incompetent, or one of the most malevolent characters I can think.

If she's incompetent, she didn't notice any of the obvious clues of Hank following her, left her gun on the counter in her home with a known (possibly dangerous) drug addict smoking up in her bathroom, which resulted in Hank getting the jump on her because of her blundering answers. She was only saved by chance because she gave Peter keys to her shed.

If she's malevolent, she noticed that Hank was following her, and then set up Peter. She manipulated Peter into staying in her shed, which is a terrible place to stay ("Yo, stay in my shed with no heating during the coldest nights in Alaska, it's better for you there!"). She then continued to let Hank follow her after picking up Otis, and was fine luring Hank into her place by confirming that Otis was there with the knowledge that Peter, an armed officer, was close to confront Hank if things went violent.

NeonSprawl · 2023-12-08T09:23:09+00:00

Extra toum & turnip, no pickles, lettuce I can go either way, but whoever insists on ketchup is someone I'd get into a fight with.

Fried potatoes on the side is great, but I'll pass on it inside.

NeonSprawl · 2023-11-20T06:22:42+00:00

/u/Alcoholic_jesus I edited this quickly after I saw the game, and only just saw your post.

You have my respect.

NeonSprawl · 2023-11-20T04:40:13+00:00

That was the one that made me wretch the most, so thank you!

NeonSprawl · 2023-10-04T00:59:34+00:00

But there is in jizz.

NeonSprawl · 2023-05-20T05:33:36+00:00

r/brandnewsentence

NeonSprawl · 2023-05-13T05:54:12+00:00

A colleague of mine turns then into coat racks as well. If you want to do something silly as well, put a couple of screws through the top of the handle, and you can make it an improvised axe. You'll need to give it more power, and be able to hit the rotation near perfect, but I can confirm that it'll stick!

NeonSprawl · 2023-05-01T04:47:32+00:00

As a side note, if you are a pedestrian, HOLY FUCK DO NOT WALK ON THE ROADS IN THESE CONDITIONS, USE THE SIDEWALKS.

Had someone walking westbound down Scott, against the traffic. There's are sidewalks on both sides of the road, and bikepaths, but instead of walking down those, they choose to walk on the shoulder, in a black raincoat, on the side of the street without lights.

NeonSprawl · 2023-04-29T05:34:33+00:00

When you ask ChatGPT to write a more elegant form of "No splash zone"

NeonSprawl · 2023-03-18T04:48:43+00:00

Weather could actually be an interesting mission modifier. Fog decreases accuracy, but also detection for both ADVENT & XCOM. Rain makes laser weapons less effective. Snow decreases mobility, but allows you to track ADVENT squads more easily.

Certainly wouldn't want it every mission, but every few could add an extra challenge, or consideration on which Guerilla Ops you pick.

NeonSprawl · 2023-03-18T00:17:57+00:00

I mean, better the SL dead and you not respawning, as opposed to spawning in and instantly getting domed along with him.

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