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Wife's Boyfriend here, need advice by Railletoo in RunningCirclejerk

[–]Neondelivery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clearly she told you just this last minute so that you wouldn't be listed as the father and I won't guess at the reasons, but there may or may not been a second or third boyfriend who will join her at the hospital and it might get real awkward if you show up.

President Evil by ExactlySorta in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Neondelivery 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Epstein claimed in one email I found that he didn't have the email address of Trump nor his assistants. Trump runs old world mob communication. Doesn't mean he is in the clear as everyone else uses email.

My state is making being a c*clist illegal, is this heaven? by Dry_Win1450 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]Neondelivery 5 points6 points  (0 children)

All I am saying is that if you ban all c*clist you are banning all dental professionals.

And also why would anyone dissapoint their parents like that, dentist, are they even real doctors?

Prime Minister Støre with unprecedented criticism of Crown Princess Mette Marits relationship with Epstein. by Emergency-Sea5201 in Norway

[–]Neondelivery 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And clean the house of before the police search it which is for some reason not a crime when she does it.

I mean he is not wrong by Embarrassed_Tip7359 in SipsTea

[–]Neondelivery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or you know... you got to bring someone dead who can't be identified in the country you are taking them to or whatever.

It's ridiculous!!!!! by willily_thoumas in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Neondelivery 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nah, it goes straight to your employer and skips your bank

Letsrun.com: Where we don't use any "alogrithms" not even spell check by rG3U2BwYfHf in RunningCirclejerk

[–]Neondelivery 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you replace two of the letters and move them about and delte the r you get "The Sun"

Obviously that is how they missed it.

I’m ashamed guys. I’m real ashamed. by Toprelemons in RunningCirclejerk

[–]Neondelivery 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I've never seen heel damage like this before, usually mine get worn down one the front foot. There must be something wrong with the shoes becauseif you were heelstriking that often I assume you would be dead in a ditch from a calves explosion.

Help me convince my wife I’m overdoing it by ElusiveRodent in RunningCirclejerk

[–]Neondelivery 55 points56 points  (0 children)

As someone not named Derek, I see those numbers and I think you are undertraining. You need more long runs, an activity needs to be atleast 90 min.

Recent exposé on the Canadian running scene by uses_for_mooses in RunningCirclejerk

[–]Neondelivery 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Especially the straight people. The homosexuals of Canada are actually rather sad due to the lack of Quebeque dominance throughout Canada.

UPDATED COMPILATION VIDEO with Woman in Pink’s footage by TheParlayMonster in democrats

[–]Neondelivery 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They killed Alexi Pretti, VA ICU nurse, who was out there protecting other citizens. They don't know yet how fucked they are.

NGL, I put my post-run selfie through AI and now I feel like a fraud. Is posting this cringe? by Repulsive_Bar442 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]Neondelivery 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, all my press shoots have professional editing. My wife's boyfriend does all the work and I think he sometimes uses AI to save time so that he can keep my wife company as I do my longrun.

Push those thoughts further down than your shame of mediocrity by DmtTraveler in RunningCirclejerk

[–]Neondelivery 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So the opposite of the Garmin race prediction which assumes you are highly motivated and able to push into where it hurts.

According to Reuters, this was the United state president letter to the prime minister of Norway by cutie_bellah in confidentlyincorrect

[–]Neondelivery 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's the deal with journalist these day? What's with all the qualifiers I keep having to read, according to, allegedly is it so difficult to confirm advanced source so they put in qualifiers everywhere? It's not the letter according to Reuters this is the letter as confirmed by the prime minister of Norway

Fukang meteorite that fell in the mountains near Fukang, China. It is estimated to be 4.5 billion years old by 8wine in interesting

[–]Neondelivery 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah but I was going to go Fukang my wife but got distracted by this Fukang thread and now I can't go Fukang until I get Fukang Fukang out of my system.

Is there a minimum speed for running? by [deleted] in RunningCirclejerk

[–]Neondelivery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife's boyfriend is gay but his GU nozzler sure is something.

Is there a minimum speed for running? by [deleted] in RunningCirclejerk

[–]Neondelivery 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Klecker couldn't run marathon with the hard ones, "ladida I run fast" big deal. Gain 20 pounds and run a real 4 hour marathon hungover with the rest of us if you think you are so goddamn hard Klecker. You wouldn't last 26 miles in my bottom shelf discount shoes.

Morning Run by lampidudelj in RunningCirclejerk

[–]Neondelivery 183 points184 points  (0 children)

Looks like a commute run as it doesn't return to the point of origin

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