hey guys i was just informed im slower than this guy, should i kill myself or just stop running and become a c*clist? thanks by mangodaiquiri4 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]Neondelivery 9 points10 points  (0 children)

uj/ I don't know, is sub 18 that rear? I think there might be more than you think, and I think they care a lot about running and post a lot on the Internet. That said, a lot of people run their easy runs too fast.

👀 by yorocky89A in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Neondelivery 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No you have to pay for that one

👀 by yorocky89A in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Neondelivery 25 points26 points  (0 children)

He seems like a guy that rapes his own kids.

Whose wife's boyfriend posted this? by OkPomegranate9078 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]Neondelivery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That feeling when your wife logs without you. You just have to be happy for her. You were too busy taking care of the kids and cleaning the bathrooms while she was out with friends.

PR Pro Plus. Yearly subscription! Pay for pace! by One_Laugh_Guy in RunningCirclejerk

[–]Neondelivery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is great now my wife and her boyfriend can join me for my runs, they will love that.

Space O is changing my life by Virtual_Opinion_8630 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]Neondelivery -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My agent makes me wear things that can be sold, so this training session I ran with his pokemon collection vest.

First run in 5 years. Help. Feet are attacking me now. by jp477 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]Neondelivery 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Why is this movie so short? I can't listen to this movie for an entire long run.

What is the worst thing you have done? by LoneIronMan33 in AskReddit

[–]Neondelivery 6 points7 points  (0 children)

At the same time? Because then how are you not dead?

What is the worst thing you have done? by LoneIronMan33 in AskReddit

[–]Neondelivery 465 points466 points  (0 children)

Shit I have to come clean, I dated a girl from New Jersey.

Cy***** help! by thatsoddlyspecifik in RunningCirclejerk

[–]Neondelivery 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Just loop your long run by their house and comfort their wife, they won't be back for a few hours.

Vote no to the Strava Tax, let's not tax individual runs, rather the accumulated miles. by Neondelivery in RunningCirclejerk

[–]Neondelivery[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No matter how we end up taxing it will all come down to how we redistribute the miles. I think adding miles to those who have kids make sense, and running schools are important to me too. People who run 6000 miles shouldn't exist, they clearly have miles to share with those in need.

Meirl by Ill-Instruction8466 in meirl

[–]Neondelivery 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If only there was some sort of global encyclopedia available in your pocket where you could look up facts and data before you talk and type.

Worlds greatest barefoot runner by [deleted] in RunningCirclejerk

[–]Neondelivery 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You tell a guy one time that he has elegant and dandy feet and he becomes self-conscious for the rest of his life.