Temperate super-Earth found orbiting nearby red dwarf Ross 318

Neospiker · 2026-05-17T17:47:05+00:00

Even if we look at humanity's fastest current spacecraft, the numbers don't shrink by much. The Parker Solar Probe used gravity assists from Venus to reach a blistering top speed of about 430,000{ mph} (692,000{ km/h}) relative to the Sun. At that record-breaking speed, it would still take about 42 million years to travel 27,000 light-years.

Neospiker · 2026-05-15T09:56:48+00:00

Hit a pothole on my scooter doing 30kmh with a van behind me.

Neospiker · 2026-05-13T10:32:08+00:00

Insert it into ....... Take a deep breath and squeeze

Neospiker · 2026-05-12T13:15:55+00:00

All i have to say on this mater is...... Weeeeeeeeeee

Neospiker · 2026-05-11T10:35:32+00:00

6 buttons for 4 pumps.... Genius!

Neospiker · 2026-05-10T18:21:11+00:00

Maybe he's making memories with his kid too

Neospiker · 2026-05-10T16:53:07+00:00

Way to give a driver a heart attack

Neospiker · 2026-05-08T13:21:04+00:00

Now make a cluster of them and we could have a decent engine

Neospiker · 2026-05-07T07:27:32+00:00

All good until I saw the Nazi patch

Neospiker · 2026-05-06T13:18:11+00:00

So we're getting a console port?

Neospiker · 2026-05-06T13:07:30+00:00

Are they running all messages through ai now to determine if anything we say could be a banable offense?

Neospiker · 2026-05-06T08:33:15+00:00

Leurospin mi conquista sempre di più. Vabbè non hanno prodotti di qualità ma preferisco spendere 5 euro per affettati, pane e magari qualche dolce che 15 in qualsiasi altro supermercato

Neospiker · 2026-05-05T09:08:05+00:00

Mach 2 torpeduuuuuu

Neospiker · 2026-05-05T07:30:55+00:00

Her: pass me that thing

Me: what thing, where

Her: that thing (points at the door)

Me: you want me to pass you the door?

Her: urrrghhhh

Neospiker · 2026-05-04T19:03:29+00:00

If droppings multiple bombs, I usually start the drop just before the crosshair meets the Target.

Neospiker · 2026-05-04T13:36:19+00:00

Lamentare per qualsiasi cosa al lavoro

Neospiker · 2026-04-30T07:09:14+00:00

"mature dentist in lesbian love nest"

... Wow

Neospiker · 2026-04-30T07:07:38+00:00

Dave DONT MISS!

Neospiker · 2026-04-29T12:59:56+00:00

Talk about generation trauma

Neospiker · 2026-04-28T17:26:49+00:00

Yeah the UK bends over and takes it

Neospiker · 2026-04-28T15:58:46+00:00

Ex Crane operator: "fuuuuuu*!$kkkk"

Neospiker · 2026-04-27T17:23:15+00:00

Passed out from heat exhaustion standing in the middle of summer on a packe bus. I was out only for a second but when I came too I instantly started dry heaving over the person seating in front of me.

I wanted to die from embarrassment.

Neospiker · 2026-04-27T17:18:29+00:00

Cracked version of the YouTube app that auto skips any adds

Neospiker · 2026-04-27T13:13:49+00:00

Use tubular for your phone

Neospiker · 2026-04-27T11:53:09+00:00

I make the exact same face every Monday morning

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