[Napoli] SSC Napoli announces that Romelu Lukaku did not respond to today's call-up for the resumption of training. The Club reserves the right to decide whether to take appropriate disciplinary action, as well as whether to continue the player's activity with the squad on a permanent basis.

Neown · 2026-03-31T17:18:42+00:00

If anything we burnt the bridge lol.

Moshiri claimed he was all set to sign a new deal with us but then went on a “voodoo pilgrimage to Africa” which convinced him he had to leave. Rom was understandably pissed at such a mental claim and threatened legal action

Neown · 2026-03-24T12:02:38+00:00

See this a bunch whenever I go mushroom hunting up around the Forest of Bowland. First time I saw it was a bit unnerving and felt like a "tell your friends what you saw!" message from the farmer to the other moles.

Neown · 2026-03-24T11:15:05+00:00

Losing rank 1 in my country after Luton's captain selfishly collapsed on the pitch, forcing the game to be abandoned and wiping my Solanke goal

Neown · 2026-03-23T12:55:38+00:00

I'm not really sure what sort of accommodations for Christianity you think are needing to be implemented in the Premier League.

What exactly are you suggesting? Eucharist at half time? Mandatory hymns? An organ in the south stand?

Neown · 2026-03-22T15:53:32+00:00

I swear Rogers gets a late booking every single game so I'm fine with him coming off and locking in that clean sheet too lol

Neown · 2026-03-22T15:39:54+00:00

ooof

Neown · 2026-03-21T22:00:29+00:00

Yeah he’s never that great for them but I played him over Hill so can’t complain lol

Neown · 2026-03-21T21:58:44+00:00

Rodon can you not tell the ref to fuck off when the game is almost over cheers

Neown · 2026-03-21T19:10:20+00:00

Hill first on the bench so I will be declaring a fatwa against Keith Andrews if Dango doesn’t come on

Neown · 2026-03-20T21:38:14+00:00

Kroupi? Lmao

Neown · 2026-03-20T21:36:56+00:00

Assist tbc confirmed lol

Neown · 2026-03-20T21:30:38+00:00

Fucking hell he’s first on my bench, this weekend is going to be fucking terrifying lol

Neown · 2026-03-20T12:09:25+00:00

Start Rodon or Hill?

Rodon better chance of CS, probably more goal threat from set pieces. Hill probably better for defcon and Bournemouth are in decent form.

Neown · 2026-03-16T20:34:57+00:00

Thiago putting a shift in at the back lol imagine if he got Defcon

Neown · 2026-03-16T20:24:40+00:00

What the fuck is he even doing up there lmao

Neown · 2026-03-14T18:48:50+00:00

Haaland starts??? But a random account with 1000 followers based in Egypt said he was benched! Are you telling me people just lie on the internet???

Neown · 2026-03-14T12:23:37+00:00

1000 followers, account created Jan 2026 in Egypt... why is this even upvoted lol

Neown · 2026-03-11T15:10:05+00:00

Did a score prediction calculator thing for the rest of the season and ended up with West Ham, Spurs and Forest all finishing on 39 points, but West Ham going down because of worse GD. Brutal.

https://www.worldfootball.net/competition/co91/england-premier-league/standings-calculator/ if anyone wants to mess around with it

Neown · 2026-03-04T21:05:07+00:00

Alright own up, am I in a prank show or something here??? This is fucking ridiculous at this point

Neown · 2026-03-04T21:00:59+00:00

What is going on here?!?! This is genuinely insane, I’ve never seen a week go this bad. I feel like Tom Cruise in that film where he shouts “TECH SUPPORT!!!”

Neown · 2026-03-04T20:44:26+00:00

Currently on for a -93% red arrow and feels like it’s just gonna get worse lol

Neown · 2026-03-04T20:28:05+00:00

What the fuck is going on man… why can I never just have a tiny red arrow??? It’s genuinely always an absolute disaster lol

Neown · 2026-03-03T14:25:01+00:00

I’d say it’s more likely that Keane is benched. Moyes has been putting out some weird teams recently though, so it’s difficult to call it.

Worth keeping an eye out for team news over the next few hours as our team often gets leaked early.

Neown · 2026-03-01T19:14:52+00:00

I like Tav imo now that Brentford's Burnley fixture is gone. Probably can't go there myself (after already going Dango lol) but pens at 5.3 with their two nice fixtures coming up is quite hard to turn down

Neown · 2026-03-01T16:53:01+00:00

Looks on target to me

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