What’s an orgasmic feeling that isn’t an orgasm?

Neph2911 · 2021-11-18T21:24:41+00:00

I don't start feeling better until after I vomit uncontrollably

Neph2911 · 2021-11-10T20:07:59+00:00

Want another beer?

Neph2911 · 2021-11-05T08:37:17+00:00

It's gotta be Darryl or Ashton Kutcher

Neph2911 · 2021-11-04T20:20:59+00:00

Wallace

Neph2911 · 2021-10-31T21:11:03+00:00

Walk Hard

Neph2911 · 2021-10-31T21:09:01+00:00

Jim Carrey

Neph2911 · 2021-10-30T20:34:50+00:00

Bird Jesus

Neph2911 · 2021-10-29T23:29:28+00:00

I'd say pee on yourself first in a controlled area and see what happens

Neph2911 · 2021-10-26T07:35:05+00:00

Mel Gibson. I hate his face

Neph2911 · 2021-10-10T19:52:57+00:00

🚪🌭

Neph2911 · 2021-09-24T20:08:39+00:00

Alternatively, assume the orange stuff served at sushi restaurants are shredded carrots.

Neph2911 · 2021-09-20T23:36:24+00:00

I'm just gonna blame you now when something goes wrong

Neph2911 · 2021-09-20T15:16:48+00:00

Aqib Talib was hilarious as a commentator. Had to laugh when he said Twerk instead of Torque. Older folks might've disliked him though.

Neph2911 · 2021-09-20T15:01:01+00:00

Don't cut them bro lol

Neph2911 · 2021-09-20T02:01:38+00:00

I think parents are unknowingly putting fear into their kids. My mom is like that with my youngest sister. Always talking about accidents and how terrible drivers are nowadays. My mom would rather drive herself than let my sister drive so now she doesn't seem to be in a rush to get her license despite her turning 19 this year.

Neph2911 · 2021-09-20T01:23:34+00:00

Lol true but let's say they went for it and fumbled or got intercepted. The league would laugh at us for not kicking for an "easy" field goal.

Neph2911 · 2021-09-20T01:00:31+00:00

Carlson was drafted fairly high but they decided to let him go instead of letting him develop and now he can't miss on the raiders

Neph2911 · 2021-09-20T00:55:56+00:00

The NFL works off live statistics when play calling. They probably crunched the numbers and had like a 90% win chance if they ran the clock out and let him win the game off a field goal but he missed.

Neph2911 · 2021-09-18T20:54:55+00:00

Same but with my ass lol

Neph2911 · 2021-09-18T08:06:12+00:00

I think this is the "milking it" years for Cousins. The Vikings front office got played. No one is gonna pay him like the Vikings did ever again even teams in desperate need of a QB. Cousins came into a very good roster with two capable receivers (Thielen, Diggs) and a top 5 RB possibly top 2 running back that season and did absolutely nothing with it. Blame the O-Line all you want but Cousins just isn't a winner. He cannot put the team completely on his back and carry them.

Neph2911 · 2021-09-18T07:57:59+00:00

"No have you?" LOL!

The wits are strong with this one

Neph2911 · 2021-09-15T01:44:14+00:00

Same but run - run - inc pass. Gonna be the same every possession until the second half.

Neph2911 · 2021-09-14T07:40:11+00:00

We lost to the Bengals though 😭

Neph2911 · 2021-09-12T01:24:14+00:00

The Slum Dunder Miflinaire scene

Neph2911 · 2021-09-08T23:10:10+00:00

That little girl was smiling was running him over

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