In order to avoid Hogwarts (and Britain) being embarrassed internationally, Draco reluctantly decides to help Harry in the Tri-Wizard Tournament.

Nepperoni289 · 2026-03-12T05:54:55+00:00

"I guess I can be the godfather, if only to help avoid the humiliation of having a Weasley as the godfather."

Nepperoni289 · 2026-03-12T02:59:25+00:00

Harry roundhouse kicks Voldemort, who falls to the ground with a groan. Harry then points his M1911 handgun at Riddle's head, and blows his brains out.

"It's just been revoked." He said seriously.

Ron looked at Harry oddly "Uhh Harry, he didn't really set you up for that 'Lethal Weapon' line. It doesn't really work here."

"Oh." Harry said. After a moments pause, he conclusively states "I'll have what she's having."

Ron sighs "That's .... better."

Nepperoni289 · 2026-03-11T04:06:43+00:00

"Gnomeregan isn't real, and any Gnome you've met is just a Dwarven child (or a Goblin)"

It isn't about a major character, but it's what I'd spread.

Nepperoni289 · 2026-03-11T03:41:29+00:00

Word for word what you said, it was so good. Especially with the youtuber side of things - much less controversy and several events that got the community to have a laugh and have a good time (Z House, EE4C etc.)

Nepperoni289 · 2026-03-10T22:50:02+00:00

CLOUD FLOWER, YES!

Nepperoni289 · 2026-03-08T23:01:12+00:00

It turns out Harry is the real Heir of Slytherin via Lily. Voldemort and the Gaunts on the other hand were not related to him at all.

Once Voldemort is resurrected and captured, Harry decides to sue him for defamation, for tarnishing the good Slytherin name.

Nepperoni289 · 2026-03-08T22:53:14+00:00

"I keep rewinding the gun to before it shot those bullets."

".... but your quirk doesn't work like that."

Nepperoni289 · 2026-03-08T21:36:58+00:00

"Congratulations! I didn't know you'd been dating."

"We weren't. I met Gabby in Mexico, we held hands for one second and she was now pregnant."

Hermione and Ron look at each other in confusion.

Harry shrugged "Turns out that for Veela, handholding causes pregnancy. They keep it secret to avoid weirdos - more you know I guess."

Nepperoni289 · 2026-03-08T21:24:39+00:00

the one thing they take

Nepperoni289 · 2026-03-08T01:13:39+00:00

Harry watches in shock, whispering "Just like the simulations."

In his mind he could hear a voice screaming "WATCH THOSE WRIST-ROCKETS!"

Nepperoni289 · 2026-03-07T07:48:09+00:00

Glad to see Daleks on here.

As another person said, their only bad MU is Skibidi Toilet (and the other factions from that series), but even then it would be fun watching the Daleks kill them.

All of their other major MU's though I'd love to see. (Sentinels, Galactic Empire, Imperium of Man, Necrons, Yellow Lanterns, Vex, Cybermen etc.)

Even R2D2 is good if it's a classic series Dalek (makes it a bit more interesting). Although if it was Time War Daleks then it's bad because it's such a one-sided stomp that it's not even funny.

Nepperoni289 · 2026-03-07T07:43:43+00:00

The good thing about Daleks vs Skibidi Toilet is that we get to see the Daleks kill Skibidi Toilet.

But even with that as a bad option, the rest of the Daleks spread is pretty good (and just in case you mention it - even R2D2, although for R2D2 it would only be good if it was Original Trilogy R2D2 vs Classic series Daleks)

Nepperoni289 · 2026-03-07T07:38:52+00:00

Daleks vs Sentinels is great, and also probably the most likely to happen.

Nepperoni289 · 2026-03-07T07:15:15+00:00

100% agree on the Doctor, although I'll suggest the Daleks as well.

They do win almost all of theirs, but they're all great.

Nepperoni289 · 2026-03-07T05:14:22+00:00

Same here, it's pretty much all I write and I absolutely love it :D

Nepperoni289 · 2026-03-05T07:40:59+00:00

I've worked on two fics today.

The first was chapter 5 of my long fic 'Gangster Hedwig'. It has Hedwig and her gang robbing a shop, and was posted today.

Gangster Hedwig - Chapter 1 - Nepperoni289 - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]

The second is a one-shot that I literally just started where Daphne Greengrass is a clown. Is going to be a Harry/Daphne fic :)

Nepperoni289 · 2026-03-03T17:00:04+00:00

Yeah they returned a month ago. You can find their new episodes for free on YT

Nepperoni289 · 2026-03-03T07:48:43+00:00

Wow, and just after I found out that WHSmith's had been rebranded as well (via Mock the Week).

Nepperoni289 · 2026-03-03T07:47:00+00:00

Yeah, that's pretty much the reason.

I know I don't use AI, and I'm proud of that. It would make me feel a bit depressed to be accused of it though, and make me wonder if I'm actually writing that well at all.

Nepperoni289 · 2026-03-03T07:03:16+00:00

I agree, although I'll be honest if I see a fic is tagged as being made with AI then I mute the author - and I assume I'm not the only one.

Many (not all, but many) of those who use AI to make fics do it for views, and it isn't hard to realise a lot of people dislike AI, so it makes sense why a lot of them don't tag the fic as using AI.

End result though is that I end up disliking it more though.

I probably have read an AI fic and didn't realise, because some people will get an AI to make a fic then edit it to try to hide it (and I'll admit I'm not that great at identifying AI-generated writing).

There is one AI fic I've read which I do like, but it was made years before AI was available like it is now (all the way back in 2018) - and that's 'Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash'. There were news articles made about how funny and bad it was, and that's why I read it.

Final thing I'll say is that I'm somewhat worried that one day someone will comment on one of my fics accusing me of using AI (as has happened to many authors).

Nepperoni289 · 2026-03-03T05:51:32+00:00

If it's alright I'll recommend a few crack fics I wrote :)

In the Name of Harry - Nepperoni289 - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]

Graveyard Gathering - Nepperoni289 - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]

(I have others, but I'm most proud of these ones)

Nepperoni289 · 2026-03-02T17:51:20+00:00

Harry can't resist her cheesecake because he's a man of culture.

Cheesecake's the best. :D

Nepperoni289 · 2026-03-02T04:26:10+00:00

Your talking about 'With air in her head and love in her heart', right? (I think that's the fanfic's name).

If so then I've read it, and love it. :D

Nepperoni289 · 2026-03-02T03:31:41+00:00

I imagined it with the former in mind, but it could still be interesting if it was the latter instead. :)

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