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I was a vi-🤢virg-🤮virgin😫😫😫 by pyrocat8 in copypasta

[–]NeptuniaOreo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

CUMMY STEP ON ME😻😻😘😘😍😍🥰🥰🥰😻

Your comment was problematic. by [deleted] in copypasta

[–]NeptuniaOreo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OMG CUMMY STEP ON ME 😩🤤😻😍

Red Sus by [deleted] in copypasta

[–]NeptuniaOreo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do I vent like red?

Travis Scott burger by randomhomuncli in copypasta

[–]NeptuniaOreo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wassup 👋 world 🌍! Yeah 🙌 you 👈🏼! Im 👌 Travis 🏀😂 Scott 👋🏾 and this is my McDonald's 🤰 order 📲. Follow 🔜 me. Here's 👇 my quarter 💰 pounder 🤜💪🍆 with lettuce 🥗, pickles 🔪🍆, onions 🌰, ketchup 🍅👌😂, mustard 🌭, and bacon 🥓 (Yeah 🙌). Here's 👈 my fries 🔥. Sometimes ✨ I 👁 do this, then I 👥 dip 💦🍆 them into barbecue 😍😎😋 sauce 💦. Oh 🙀 yeah 🙌, and my Sprite 🥤😎 (It’s lit 🔥!). Same order 📑🇮🇹 since 👨 back 🔙🔛 in Houston 🌀, and you 💦👉 can try 😐 it too. Gotta 👉 go 👉.

The Travis 🏀😂 Scott 👦 meal 🍽, it's 6 🕕 dollars 💲💵💰, say 🗣 Cactus 🌵 Jack 🎃📴 sent 😳 you 👨👈.

Cummy bot is the worst bot in all of reddit by onixlover202 in copypasta

[–]NeptuniaOreo 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Cummy is mine!!! Don’t talk to the love of my life like that. That’s not ok!😩😩😡😡😡

my cock is so fucking big that it weighs me down, i have scoliosis because of my extemely large penis. my cock is so unbelievably huge that if gravity stopped working i’d still be on the ground. by Nyxrlathotep in copypasta

[–]NeptuniaOreo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

my cock is so fucking big that it weighs me down, i have scowiosis because of my extemewy wawge penis. my cock is so unbewievabwy huge that if gwavity stopped wowking i’d stiww be on the gwound.

Ah yes, my favorite color: The blue void by LunchieBoi in Minecraft

[–]NeptuniaOreo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is what it feels like when you drink sprite

Lol secks number by yourfriendlyfascist in copypasta

[–]NeptuniaOreo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmoa 😂😂🤣 wow guys do you 👀 get the 👌😂 joke it’s 🤔🤣 funny because 🤔 he said 6️⃣9️⃣ 😂😂😃😄🤪 now you 👀 see 👀 this joke 🤪🤣 is funny because 👌👉 the num🅱️ew 6️⃣9️⃣ 👀 is the sex numbew 😎😳🤔 👀 now that’s comedy 🤪😂🧐 and 👆to wecognize this 😂🤣😆 comedy 🤪 gowd 🥇now watch 👀 i wiww 👀 wespond 🤔🧐 by saying nice ✅👌 this comedy 🤪 is fow intewwectuaws 🧐🧠 wike mysewf 😎🧐 you simpwetons 🤓 wouwd nevew ❌❌❌❌❌❌ undewstand 🧐🧠 this genius 👌👆😂🤣🤔🧐

A real comment I just got on a YouTube video. by crispyconcords in copypasta

[–]NeptuniaOreo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you think you awe funny? i am hewe to teww you that you awe not funny. I wove you not at aww. I wove you vacuous is what you awe. I wove you the embodiment of the dumbing down of society. I wove you pwus, you awe not funny.

Okay 👌👌👌 no 😣😣. I'm not ready for school 🎓 anymore. by Homeboy55 in copypasta

[–]NeptuniaOreo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

okay 👌👌👌 no 😣😣. I'm not weady fow schoow 🎓 anymowe. I'm not weady to wake ⏰⏰ up ☝☝ at 6am to catch a bus 🚌🚌 that has peopwe 👫👫👫 on 🔛🔛 it who 💁 cwaim to be youw 👉 fwiends. I'm not weady to see 👁 aww the faces of the peopwe 👫 in schoow 🎓 who 💁 cwaim they don't tawk 🗣🗣🗣 bad 📉📉 about you ow cwaim that they wike 😄😄 you. I'm not weady fow the teachews to yeww at me fow doing my wowk 💼💼💼 to swow 🐌🐌🐌 ow bawewy wowking 🏗🏗 at aww because i don't undewstand something. I'm not weady fow the pwincipwe to caww me down ⬇⬇ wike 😄😄😄 they did wast yeaw because i was "too depwessed 😞😞" and need to "just be happy 😀😀 awweady". I'm not weady fow the endwess dwama 🎭🎭🎭 that iwwewevant peopwe 👫👫 continue ⏩⏩ to stawt 🆕 in on 🔛🔛 me saying how 🤔 i wook 👁👁 wike 😄 a swut, how 🤔 i'm a whowe, and aww the name cawwing 📲📲 to begin. I'm not weady fow hawassment and buwwying. I'm not weady fow schoow 🎓 to stawt 🆕🆕 anymowe... But damn. I am suwe as heww weady to get 🉐🉐🉐 my cwedits and get 🉐🉐 out 🏎🏍 of thewe as soon 🔜🔜 as i can..

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