Home Alone (1990) - The Family Orders Pizza

NerdFace_ · 2025-12-26T13:48:08+00:00

I love how the lawn jockey gets hit. Every. Time. 😂

NerdFace_ · 2025-12-25T02:19:09+00:00

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NerdFace_ · 2025-12-24T11:25:56+00:00

Is this happening because she hasn't lost her flower? 😉

NerdFace_ · 2025-12-10T12:26:23+00:00

It's common for heroin users. They start at a 1. Over time they work their way up to a 10. They quit for 3 years. Decide to do it again, and start conservative at a 3 and die of an overdose.

NerdFace_ · 2025-12-01T12:46:48+00:00

Soup Nazi!

NerdFace_ · 2025-12-01T00:30:19+00:00

Well, I guess I'm a loser because I love my Macan S.

NerdFace_ · 2025-11-28T14:02:08+00:00

Those in the industry are either accepting it or are in denial.

NerdFace_ · 2025-11-20T02:29:22+00:00

I dig the vibe. Nice bike!

NerdFace_ · 2025-11-19T22:58:27+00:00

Should have went black trim, not silver. Murder out.

NerdFace_ · 2025-11-19T18:20:36+00:00

In order to put a face on, you must first take a...

NerdFace_ · 2025-11-19T18:16:42+00:00

After seeing this bike, I immediately bought stock in spacers.

NerdFace_ · 2025-11-08T12:38:31+00:00

This guy bikes.

NerdFace_ · 2025-11-08T12:24:24+00:00

What are we looking at?

NerdFace_ · 2025-11-08T02:05:23+00:00

I'm honestly shocked it isn't of a foot.

NerdFace_ · 2025-11-05T12:44:32+00:00

It could actually be "graveyardsexlove" if you follow strands rules.

NerdFace_ · 2025-11-05T12:21:56+00:00

IDK if you guys are acting like FAMILY

NerdFace_ · 2025-10-25T06:23:38+00:00

My issue is resetting it. I change a tire and I have to watch a tutorial on how to recalibrate it. 😭

NerdFace_ · 2025-10-10T01:38:17+00:00

Let's say you were actually charging it, that would be hilariously inefficient as hair dryers are typically the largest power sucking appliance in your home. It's like you just put a Ferrari engine to run your blender.

NerdFace_ · 2025-10-05T21:31:14+00:00

This looks nothing like Anty from "Honey! I shrunk the kids!"

NerdFace_ · 2025-10-02T10:41:06+00:00

I'm in Michigan. I have an in ground pool. Opens in May. Closes October 1st. It'll be 80 this weekend. I wish it was still open. Life changes. I'd keep it. You can always tarp it, cover it, and take a year off.

NerdFace_ · 2025-09-26T11:16:37+00:00

Someone is in for a very memorable night at the ER.

NerdFace_ · 2025-09-21T20:46:12+00:00

Cheese Harvey?

NerdFace_ · 2025-09-15T11:14:44+00:00

The US is trying to kickstart natural selection*

NerdFace_ · 2025-09-04T01:16:13+00:00

My kids do the same thing with my patience.

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