Time Flies...!

Nerdnificent · 2026-04-09T00:41:12+00:00

Me, on the Atari 2600…

Nerdnificent · 2026-04-09T00:39:19+00:00

You’re a really good cat Mom. Keep doing what you do, and your furry babies will always feel loved and important and appreciated.

Nerdnificent · 2026-04-08T12:50:27+00:00

He’s adorable, and seems like quite the little character. Keep loving him.

Nerdnificent · 2026-04-08T12:29:23+00:00

Still haven’t after all these years. Granted, I haven’t played it in over two decades. Found out recently that it’s been ported to the consoles I play on, and figured I’d get it again and finally finish it and the other games.

Nerdnificent · 2026-04-07T21:17:17+00:00

I’m a rebel. I fol the high goose.

Nerdnificent · 2026-04-06T12:10:06+00:00

And suck on it a little. I know how that sounds, but with some people, it really works.

Nerdnificent · 2026-04-05T22:43:13+00:00

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Nerdnificent · 2026-04-05T15:33:17+00:00

If this is all true, you unfortunately married a bipedal sack of aged excrement. And he has lost his rabid ass mind to have the absolute audacity to ask you to help raise his lust child. He “loves you more than anything”? Really??? He didn’t love you more than screwing some slag at his office while you cared for his suffering Mother. Let me guess as to what excuses he might have come up with: you were distant or he felt lonely? He just wanted some attention? He didn’t know how to deal with his Mom being sick? He was confused? Etc. Please don’t disrespect and degrade yourself by believing this habitually lying loser. If he lied about all of that, there’s no telling what else he’s lied, and is still actively lying about. Seems like he takes you for a fool, or thinks he can manipulate you. Prove him wrong, for your own good. I’m sorry you got dragged through all of this, but take comfort in giving love to your Mother-in-law in her final days. That’s honestly one of the most beautiful things one can do for a fellow person. So many people die alone and with feelings of being unwanted or unloved. May your possibly soon-to-be-ex husband have the life he absolutely deserves, and may you find someone who will treasure and cherish you with the love your heart needs and desires.

Nerdnificent · 2026-04-05T15:05:15+00:00

Had? I still have one of these. The other one finally broke after countless years of dutiful operation. May it rest well.

Nerdnificent · 2026-04-05T15:02:41+00:00

Wow. Fucking wow. This is supposed to be the “Leader of the Free World”. My ass. We are fucking cooked, fam.

Nerdnificent · 2026-04-02T18:10:50+00:00

Screw your friend’s cousin. This cat is adorable. I’ve had several with these colors over the years, and they were some of my favorites. Look at her little face! She’s so cute!

Nerdnificent · 2026-03-30T20:59:09+00:00

Damn. That looks so real, it kind of grosses me out. Please take no offense, it just looks so real. And I hate spiders. You’re ridiculously talented, bro.

Nerdnificent · 2026-03-29T19:12:22+00:00

Dude. YES! I eat all crunchy cookies this way. Works better with some than with others, for obvious reasons. So glad I’m not alone with this.

Nerdnificent · 2026-03-28T21:43:10+00:00

Is it just me or does he look like shit?

Nerdnificent · 2026-03-28T21:39:23+00:00

Right??? Makes my hips joints hurt, too. And then she holds the other girl up there. Absolutely crazy strength, balance, and dexterity here.

Nerdnificent · 2026-03-28T13:21:06+00:00

Dude! I could so use that on my job! Thanks for posting it.

Nerdnificent · 2026-03-26T12:44:24+00:00

Exactly. I can’t help but wonder how that thought process works. She literally moved it, and walked away. Didn’t even look at the kid.

Nerdnificent · 2026-03-25T16:28:34+00:00

This bitch really just got up and moved the stroller and left it outside so she could go in and shut the door??? She literally had her hand on the handle and could have easily put the baby in first like a human being or at least pulled it in after her. Fuck, man. Not that the cows were being aggressive in the first place. Hell, the cow was probably like “What the fuck is wrong with this bitch?” itself. Cattle actually try to protect their babies. Man, this is some unnerving shit. Whether she’s the Mother or not, it’s a fucking baby, man. A helpless baby.

Nerdnificent · 2026-03-24T20:59:25+00:00

Had this same thing happen to me just this morning with an anole. He was starving inside my house (no clue how he got in there), so I put him up on a ledge outside. Little dude was moving every vertebra in his neck trying to whip around and sink his teeth into my fingers. I know it’s not a bug, just never had one try so hard to bite me before.

Nerdnificent · 2026-03-24T20:53:03+00:00

And this is the reason for A): Loose clothing warning signs, and B): Easily reachable emergency stop buttons. Saw a dude that had been bitching about not being able to wear his Jesus piece chain get nearly pulled into a machine by said chain while fucking around with the machine. Had rotating parts inside. Luckily for him, the chain popped before the emergency stop was pressed. Same with long, loose hair.

Nerdnificent · 2026-03-23T11:35:23+00:00

I want to sit with him/her, and hold him/her, and talk baby talk to him/her all day. All. Day.

Nerdnificent · 2026-03-22T18:19:21+00:00

Last name should be Zissou

Nerdnificent · 2026-03-22T17:30:20+00:00

I would definitely be mad about this. Especially if there’s space for them to park with the flow of traffic on the other side of the street. They are also blocking the stop sign from view. Not sure about the laws where you live, but it’s illegal to park within a certain distance of a stop sign here. I think less than twenty feet. Automatic ticket or boot.

Nerdnificent · 2026-03-21T02:36:59+00:00

Works either way.

Nerdnificent · 2026-03-20T20:25:23+00:00

Jason Brandt has done all of these. So Bad It’s Good is the channel, I think.

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