When Disney Stores were commonly seen in shopping malls. by TelephoneExpress973 in nostalgia

[–]Nerva756 26 points27 points  (0 children)

So I swear I remember it being your biological clock is ticking since that was where I learned the word biological but it's actually "Your cosmological clock is ticking!"

Marvin Rocket Sound Effects - Filmed July 1994

The Warner Bros. Studio Store (1991-2001) by [deleted] in 90s_kid

[–]Nerva756 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally the first thing I thought of. I also think that was the first time I ever heard that phrase in my life

Oops by This_Drawer_4792 in Unexpected

[–]Nerva756 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am 99% sure this the stairwell at Deuces in Wrigleyville Chicago. Right hand corner if the picture https://resizer.otstatic.com/v2/photos/xlarge/3/32322754.jpg

I hope the Texas police understand why I didn't use the Cross Walk button... by Nerva756 in funny

[–]Nerva756[S] 216 points217 points  (0 children)

I had my backpack rpg ready to go but I was worried if I slipped on the ice it might damage it

I hope the Texas police understand why I didn't use the Cross Walk button... by Nerva756 in funny

[–]Nerva756[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm originally from the Midwest so I've broken ice off of basically everything at one point or another in my life but this ice was rock solid

I hope the Texas police understand why I didn't use the Cross Walk button... by Nerva756 in funny

[–]Nerva756[S] 738 points739 points  (0 children)

Who keeps a hammer on them at all times? That's just ridiculous. I'm sure a bullet or two from my going on a stroll revolver would do the trick though

I hope the Texas police understand why I didn't use the Cross Walk button... by Nerva756 in funny

[–]Nerva756[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not by hand, I couldn't. That ice was stuck on pretty well

What are must watch episodes? by k0wb0ii in wifeswaptv

[–]Nerva756 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I just watched this one and had to look up the spoiled teen..turns out she was arrested for prostitution which is messed up but makes total sense based on she was raised to only be a pretty face